Barty Crouch Jr. Jokes

Why did Barty Crouch Jr. quit drinking?

Because it was making him moody.

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Why did Barty Crouch Jr. stop drinking?

It was making him Moody Edit: Guys, its a Harry Potter Joke for those who don't get it.

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