Barty Crouch Jr. Jokes

Why did Barty Crouch Jr. quit drinking?

Because it was making him moody.

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Why did Barty Crouch Jr. stop drinking?

It was making him Moody Edit: Guys, its a Harry Potter Joke for those who don't get it.

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Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip

What did Pinocchio say to Rudolph when he asked him what he asked for Christmas?

Quit being nosey.

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Why should you bring two Mormons with you when you go fishing?

Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer.

Why do you have to take more than one Baptist with you when you go fishing?

Because if you just take one, he'll drink all your beer.

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What job do you never stop training for?

Conductor

How do you make a baby cry?

Drop it. How do you make a baby stop crying? Drop it again.