Black Board Jokes

How do two black boards settle their dispute?

They chalk it out

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Why do we use whiteboards instead of blackboards?

Because black boards matter.

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Blackboard Jokes More Blackboard Jokes

Why do we use whiteboards instead of blackboards?

Because black boards matter.

What happens if you draw on the blackboard and the teacher told you not to?

She draws a smack!

Chalk Jokes More Chalk Jokes

How do two black boards settle their dispute?

They chalk it out

What did the cliff say to the landslide?

Chalk to you later.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

What's the difference between matter and a hormone?

You can't make matter.

How many ants does it take to rent a house?

Doesn't matter, ants can't rent a house

Whiteboard Jokes More Whiteboard Jokes

Why do we use whiteboards instead of blackboards?

Because black boards matter.

Why was the whiteboard angry with the Eraser?

The Eraser had rubbed the Whiteboard the wrong way.

Settle Jokes More Settle Jokes

Where do rabbits settle their legal disputes?

In a pellet court!

What do call having to settle for buying corn?

Compra maize.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What limitations does braille have? Can it represent everything that we read using the alphabet?

Very limited fonts.

What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes?

Re-morse code