Black Board Jokes

How do two black boards settle their dispute?

They chalk it out

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Why do we use whiteboards instead of blackboards?

Because black boards matter.

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Blackboard Jokes More Blackboard Jokes

Why do we use whiteboards instead of blackboards?

Because black boards matter.

What happens if you draw on the blackboard and the teacher told you not to?

She draws a smack!

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

Why do strippers look better in the club than outside the club?

Black lights matter.

Where do you go to meet the best fish?

It doesn't matter - any old plaice will do.

Settle Jokes More Settle Jokes

Why didn't Rick Grimes settle his group in an abandoned senior center?

Too many walkers.

Why was Herbert Hoover such a controversial president?

Because he never let the dust settle.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why do we use black pens on white paper?

So hangman is more realistic.

Why is Oliver North like Kraang?

They both love using the shredder.

Whiteboard Jokes More Whiteboard Jokes

Why do we use whiteboards instead of blackboards?

Because black boards matter.

Why was the whiteboard angry with the Eraser?

The Eraser had rubbed the Whiteboard the wrong way.

Chalk Jokes More Chalk Jokes

How do two black boards settle their dispute?

They chalk it out

What did the cliff say to the landslide?

Chalk to you later.