Black Board Jokes

How do two black boards settle their dispute?

They chalk it out

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Why do we use whiteboards instead of blackboards?

Because black boards matter.

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Blackboard Jokes More Blackboard Jokes

What happens if you draw on the blackboard and the teacher told you not to?

She draws a smack!

Why do we use whiteboards instead of blackboards?

Because black boards matter.

Settle Jokes More Settle Jokes

How was my engagement the same as my divorce?

In the end, I settled.

How do two black boards settle their dispute?

They chalk it out

Chalk Jokes More Chalk Jokes

What did the cliff say to the landslide?

Chalk to you later.

How do two black boards settle their dispute?

They chalk it out

Whiteboard Jokes More Whiteboard Jokes

Why was the whiteboard angry with the Eraser?

The Eraser had rubbed the Whiteboard the wrong way.

Why do we use whiteboards instead of blackboards?

Because black boards matter.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

What do canes and blue pills have in common?

They're both ready for use when a man is limp.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

Where do you go to meet the best fish?

It doesn't matter - any old plaice will do.

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.