Chalk Jokes

How do two black boards settle their dispute?

They chalk it out

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What did the cliff say to the landslide?

Chalk to you later.

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Landslide Jokes More Landslide Jokes

What did the cliff say to the landslide?

Chalk to you later.

What do you call it when someone gets covered by a landslide?

A bu-rock-ke

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

Why did the Mexican throw his wife over the cliff?

Tequila

Why is it best to teach physics on the edge of a cliff?

Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential.

Texas Jokes More Texas Jokes

What gets wet as it dries?

Texas after a drought.

What does a Texas tornado and a Tennessee divorce have in common?

Either way, someone is losing a trailer.

Art Piece Jokes More Art Piece Jokes

Which art piece won the Texas Muhammad cartoon contest?

Two chalk outlines.

How do you know you're in a modern art museum?

If you need to ask if the bench is an art piece.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What do you call girls that have a chance of winning?

Chicken Tenders.

Who would win a battle between an orangutan and a hyena?

I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016.

Outline Jokes More Outline Jokes

What do you call drawings of dog poop that don't have outlines?

Dog turds without borders

What do you call a book filled with outlines of Star Wars characters?

A Kylo Ren Book

Settle Jokes More Settle Jokes

What do call having to settle for buying corn?

Compra maize.

Why was Herbert Hoover such a controversial president?

Because he never let the dust settle.

Black Board Jokes More Black Board Jokes

Why do we use whiteboards instead of blackboards?

Because black boards matter.

How do two black boards settle their dispute?

They chalk it out