Chalk Jokes

How do two black boards settle their dispute?

They chalk it out

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What did the cliff say to the landslide?

Chalk to you later.

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Settle Jokes More Settle Jokes

Why was Herbert Hoover such a controversial president?

Because he never let the dust settle.

What is a dad joke?

Punchlines that got married and settled down.

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What do you call a woman who fell off a cliff?

Eileen Dover...

What do you call a cat sitting on the edge of a cliff?

A precipuss.

Outline Jokes More Outline Jokes

What do you call drawings of dog poop that don't have outlines?

Dog turds without borders

Which art piece won the Texas Muhammad cartoon contest?

Two chalk outlines.

Black Board Jokes More Black Board Jokes

How do two black boards settle their dispute?

They chalk it out

Why do we use whiteboards instead of blackboards?

Because black boards matter.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

How would America win gold medals in shooting for the Olympics?

They take their prison population and school population to Rio.

Why do composers win debates?

Because when their opponent makes a point, they always respond with a valid counterpoint.

Texas Jokes More Texas Jokes

Where do you go if a twister is about to touchdown in Texas?

The Dallas Cowboy Stadium, a touchdown never happens there!

What do a Texas tornado and an Oklahoma divorce have in common?

Either way someone's losing a trailer.

Landslide Jokes More Landslide Jokes

What do you call it when someone gets covered by a landslide?

A bu-rock-ke

What did the cliff say to the landslide?

Chalk to you later.

Art Piece Jokes More Art Piece Jokes

How do you know you're in a modern art museum?

If you need to ask if the bench is an art piece.

Which art piece won the Texas Muhammad cartoon contest?

Two chalk outlines.