Chalk Jokes

How do two black boards settle their dispute?

They chalk it out

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What did the cliff say to the landslide?

Chalk to you later.

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Art Piece Jokes More Art Piece Jokes

How do you know you're in a modern art museum?

If you need to ask if the bench is an art piece.

Which art piece won the Texas Muhammad cartoon contest?

Two chalk outlines.

Black Board Jokes More Black Board Jokes

Why do we use whiteboards instead of blackboards?

Because black boards matter.

How do two black boards settle their dispute?

They chalk it out

Texas Jokes More Texas Jokes

What do a Texas tornado and an Oklahoma divorce have in common?

Either way someone's losing a trailer.

How do you pick up women in Waco, Texas?

With a DustBuster.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Why does Mitt Romney never win at Jenga?

Because he takes too much from the bottom and middle and gives it to the top.

Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.

Landslide Jokes More Landslide Jokes

What did the cliff say to the landslide?

Chalk to you later.

What do you call it when someone gets covered by a landslide?

A bu-rock-ke

Outline Jokes More Outline Jokes

What do you call drawings of dog poop that don't have outlines?

Dog turds without borders

Which art piece won the Texas Muhammad cartoon contest?

Two chalk outlines.

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

How do you call 4 blacks in a car falling off the cliff?

A waste. You could fit 1 more in the trunk.

What do you get if you encase Beyonce in rubber and drop her off a cliff?

Bouncy Beyonce.

Settle Jokes More Settle Jokes

What's your excuse?

Well my dad says the world is changing every day . So I decided to wait until it settles down!"

What do call having to settle for buying corn?

Compra maize.