Chalk Jokes

How do two black boards settle their dispute?

They chalk it out

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What did the cliff say to the landslide?

Chalk to you later.

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Black Board Jokes More Black Board Jokes

Why do we use whiteboards instead of blackboards?

Because black boards matter.

How do two black boards settle their dispute?

They chalk it out

Outline Jokes More Outline Jokes

What do you call a book filled with outlines of Star Wars characters?

A Kylo Ren Book

Which art piece won the Texas Muhammad cartoon contest?

Two chalk outlines.

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What do you call milk at the edge of a cliff?

Legendary

Why is it best to teach physics on the edge of a cliff?

Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential.

Art Piece Jokes More Art Piece Jokes

How do you know you're in a modern art museum?

If you need to ask if the bench is an art piece.

Which art piece won the Texas Muhammad cartoon contest?

Two chalk outlines.

Settle Jokes More Settle Jokes

How do two black boards settle their dispute?

They chalk it out

How was my engagement the same as my divorce?

In the end, I settled.

Texas Jokes More Texas Jokes

What do a UT Austin student and a Texas A&ampM student have in common?

They both applied to UT Austin

When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.

Which one of the ten men won the pun contest?

No pun in ten did!

Landslide Jokes More Landslide Jokes

What did the cliff say to the landslide?

Chalk to you later.

What do you call it when someone gets covered by a landslide?

A bu-rock-ke