Chalk Jokes

How do two black boards settle their dispute?

They chalk it out

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What did the cliff say to the landslide?

Chalk to you later.

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Texas Jokes More Texas Jokes

Where do you go if a twister is about to touchdown in Texas?

The Dallas Cowboy Stadium, a touchdown never happens there!

Where's the best place to hide a body in texas?

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Settle Jokes More Settle Jokes

Why was Herbert Hoover such a controversial president?

Because he never let the dust settle.

How do two black boards settle their dispute?

They chalk it out

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Why can't Mexicans win the Olympics?

Because every one that can run, jump or swim has already crossed the border.

Whose excercises will ensure that you will never win a fitness award?

Leonardo Di Cardio

Outline Jokes More Outline Jokes

What do you call a book filled with outlines of Star Wars characters?

A Kylo Ren Book

Which art piece won the Texas Muhammad cartoon contest?

Two chalk outlines.

Landslide Jokes More Landslide Jokes

What do you call it when someone gets covered by a landslide?

A bu-rock-ke

What did the cliff say to the landslide?

Chalk to you later.

Art Piece Jokes More Art Piece Jokes

Which art piece won the Texas Muhammad cartoon contest?

Two chalk outlines.

How do you know you're in a modern art museum?

If you need to ask if the bench is an art piece.

Black Board Jokes More Black Board Jokes

Why do we use whiteboards instead of blackboards?

Because black boards matter.

How do two black boards settle their dispute?

They chalk it out

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What's the worst part about 30 lawyers in a bus going over a cliff?

The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.

What do you get when you throw a dead baby off a cliff?

A pleasant erection