Chalk Jokes

How do two black boards settle their dispute?

They chalk it out

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What did the cliff say to the landslide?

Chalk to you later.

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Why is an Oklahoma divorce like a Texas twister?

Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.

Where's the best place to hide a body in texas?

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Settle Jokes More Settle Jokes

Where do rabbits settle their legal disputes?

In a pellet court!

What is a dad joke?

Punchlines that got married and settled down.

Art Piece Jokes More Art Piece Jokes

Which art piece won the Texas Muhammad cartoon contest?

Two chalk outlines.

How do you know you're in a modern art museum?

If you need to ask if the bench is an art piece.

Black Board Jokes More Black Board Jokes

Why do we use whiteboards instead of blackboards?

Because black boards matter.

How do two black boards settle their dispute?

They chalk it out

Outline Jokes More Outline Jokes

Which art piece won the Texas Muhammad cartoon contest?

Two chalk outlines.

What do you call a book filled with outlines of Star Wars characters?

A Kylo Ren Book

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

How do you interrupt a Redditor's winning streak?

The Game

What do you call it when a Cat wins a Dogshow?

Cat-has-trophy. Such punny. Much Cringe.

Landslide Jokes More Landslide Jokes

What do you call it when someone gets covered by a landslide?

A bu-rock-ke

What did the cliff say to the landslide?

Chalk to you later.

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What do you get if you encase Beyonce in rubber and drop her off a cliff?

Bouncy Beyonce.

What do you call a woman who fell off a cliff?

Eileen Dover...