Chalk Jokes

How do two black boards settle their dispute?

They chalk it out

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What did the cliff say to the landslide?

Chalk to you later.

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Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff?

Baa-Dum-Sss

What do you call a woman who fell off a cliff?

Eileen Dover...

Outline Jokes More Outline Jokes

What do you call a book filled with outlines of Star Wars characters?

A Kylo Ren Book

Which art piece won the Texas Muhammad cartoon contest?

Two chalk outlines.

Black Board Jokes More Black Board Jokes

Why do we use whiteboards instead of blackboards?

Because black boards matter.

How do two black boards settle their dispute?

They chalk it out

Landslide Jokes More Landslide Jokes

What did the cliff say to the landslide?

Chalk to you later.

What do you call it when someone gets covered by a landslide?

A bu-rock-ke

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Why has /r/jokes won an environmental award?

Everything gets recycled.

What's the difference between a football match and a referendum?

In a football match, the best team wins.

Art Piece Jokes More Art Piece Jokes

How do you know you're in a modern art museum?

If you need to ask if the bench is an art piece.

Which art piece won the Texas Muhammad cartoon contest?

Two chalk outlines.

Settle Jokes More Settle Jokes

Why is there no "Lets settle this like women"?

Because it lasts forever.

Where do rabbits settle their legal disputes?

In a pellet court!

Texas Jokes More Texas Jokes

How can you tell if someone is from Texas?

Oh don't worry , they'll tell you

What do a Texas tornado and an Oklahoma divorce have in common?

Either way someone's losing a trailer.