Eli5
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
King Kong Un (From my younger brother).
ELI5 (explain me like I am five)
So he can pretend she's decomposing.
Half a cat.
He got his by a bus. My little brother just told me this!
Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'
A comb or a saw.
Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!