Eli5
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
King Kong Un (From my younger brother).
ELI5 (explain me like I am five)
Answer: Because he kept giving half of what he owes.
Finding half of a roach in your food.
Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'
He got his by a bus. My little brother just told me this!
A comb or a saw.
Young Monster: Hee hee ! He's my half-brother now!