Just one - you fucking bigot.
One. He is drunk, and he tells the bulb to screw itself.
Two. One to identify that the lightbulb has indeed burned out, and one to call the maintenence man to change the lightbulb.
You got a friend in me.
YOU WOULDN'T KNOW SON YOU WEREN'T THERE!!
they both make black guys run faster
A. Their criminal record