Who's there ! Apple ! Apple who ?

Apple the door myself!

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Why couldn't the cat walk through the door?

it had a javelin through it's head.

When is a door not a door?

When its ajar

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Why do feminists hate Apple?

Because they're not PC.

What's the difference between an apple?

A bike because a vest has no sleeves.