Who's there ! Apple ! Apple who ?

Apple the door myself!

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

When is a strange dog most likely to go into your house?

A: When the door is open.

Who's there ! Ali ! Ali who ?

Ali-luyah at last you've opened the door !

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple?

Worm your way out of that one then!

What's the difference between a pretty girl and an apple?

One you squeeze to get cider, the other you get 'side her to squeeze.