Who's there ! Apple ! Apple who ?

Apple the door myself!

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How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!"

What do you do when your car is making a really annoying noise?

Open the door and kick her out.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing ?

Because they're crab apples !

What's the difference between a pretty girl and an apple?

One you squeeze to get cider, the other you get 'side her to squeeze.