Why did the paraplegic man cross the road?

He couldn't

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Why did the chicken limp across the road?

Because it was a lame joke.

What did grandpa say before he kicked the bucket?

How far do you think i can kick this bucket Also, Why did the chicken cross the road He was in the bucket(/spoiler)

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What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?

I don't know but it would slow him down.

What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.

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Where can you find a paraplegic man?

Right where you left him.

Why did the paraplegic man cross the road?

He couldn't