Why did the paraplegic man cross the road?

He couldn't

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Why did the chicken decide not to cross the road?

because it did.

Why did the kid cross the road?

to go to a better place.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Walks away*

How do you keep your hair from blowing everywhere when you drive in a convertible?

Cross your legs

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Where can you find a paraplegic man?

Right where you left him.

Why did the paraplegic man cross the road?

He couldn't