Why did the paraplegic man cross the road?

He couldn't

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Why did Adele crossed the road?

To say hello from the other side.

Why did the fallen child cross the road?

Believing that one day, the chicken will cross the road, it fills you with determination.

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What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose ?

I'm not sure but I wouldn't try smelling it !

Why did the interrupting cow cross the road?

MOOOOOO!!!!

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Why did the paraplegic man cross the road?

He couldn't

Where can you find a paraplegic man?

Right where you left him.