Why did the paraplegic man cross the road?

He couldn't

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Why did Dr Facilier cross the road?

He had friends on the other side.

Why did the chicken double-cross the road?

To change sides.

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How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

A: SPLAT!!! He didn't.

Why did the suicidal chicken cross the road?

To get to the... side.

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Where can you find a paraplegic man?

Right where you left him.

Why did the paraplegic man cross the road?

He couldn't