Why don't the Beastie Boys juggle vegetables anymore?

Because they kept making the beets... MMMMMM DROPPPPP

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Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What's the worst type of vegetable to bring on a boat?

Grandpa. :(

How do you know when your vegetables are boiled?

Their wheelchair floats to the top.

Beet Jokes More Beet Jokes

Why do clumsy farmers make awesome DJ's?

cause they're always dropping beets

Knock! Knock! Who's there! Beets! Beets who?

Beets me but I just forgot the joke!

Juggle Jokes More Juggle Jokes

Why did the clown refuse to juggle?

He didn't have the balls to do it.

Why don't the Beastie Boys juggle vegetables anymore?

Because they kept making the beets... MMMMMM DROPPPPP