Why don't the Beastie Boys juggle vegetables anymore?

Because they kept making the beets... MMMMMM DROPPPPP

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Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What's the worst type of vegetable to bring on a boat?

Grandpa. :(

Why is the retirement center nicknamed "the garden"?

Because it is full of vegetables.

Beet Jokes More Beet Jokes

What do you get when you go to a rapper's vegetable farm?

Beets by Dre

What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?

Beets me.

Juggle Jokes More Juggle Jokes

Why don't the Beastie Boys juggle vegetables anymore?

Because they kept making the beets... MMMMMM DROPPPPP

Why did the clown refuse to juggle?

He didn't have the balls to do it.