Why don't the Beastie Boys juggle vegetables anymore?

Because they kept making the beets... MMMMMM DROPPPPP

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Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What do you do when you are done with the vegetables?

You put them back in the wheelchair

What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with Vegetables?

Mrs Hawking

Beet Jokes More Beet Jokes

How do farmers party?

They turnip the beets!

Why was the clumsy vegetable farmer a good dj?

Because he dropped the beet.

Juggle Jokes More Juggle Jokes

Why did the clown refuse to juggle?

He didn't have the balls to do it.

Why don't the Beastie Boys juggle vegetables anymore?

Because they kept making the beets... MMMMMM DROPPPPP