Why don't the Beastie Boys juggle vegetables anymore?

Because they kept making the beets... MMMMMM DROPPPPP

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Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What part of the vegetable can you not put in a mixer?

The wheelchair

What do you get if you cross a sports reporter with a vegetable ?

A common tater !

Beet Jokes More Beet Jokes

What did the vegetable say to the dj?

lettuce turnip the beet

How do farmers party?

They turnip the beets!

Juggle Jokes More Juggle Jokes

Why don't the Beastie Boys juggle vegetables anymore?

Because they kept making the beets... MMMMMM DROPPPPP

Why did the clown refuse to juggle?

He didn't have the balls to do it.