Why don't the Beastie Boys juggle vegetables anymore?

Because they kept making the beets... MMMMMM DROPPPPP

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Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

How do you turn fruits into vegetables?

Drive a bus through a pride parade

What do vegetables watch when they're feeling frisky?

Cornography

Beet Jokes More Beet Jokes

How do you make a salad wrap?

By adding some beets

Why did the veggie band sound horrible live?

Because they were missing a beet.

Juggle Jokes More Juggle Jokes

Why did the clown refuse to juggle?

He didn't have the balls to do it.

Why don't the Beastie Boys juggle vegetables anymore?

Because they kept making the beets... MMMMMM DROPPPPP