Why don't the Beastie Boys juggle vegetables anymore?

Because they kept making the beets... MMMMMM DROPPPPP

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What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?

Beets me.

Why did the vegetables invite the mushroom to their party?

They heard he was a fungi

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Why was the clumsy vegetable farmer a good dj?

Because he dropped the beet.

Knock! Knock! Who's there! Beets! Beets who?

Beets me but I just forgot the joke!

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Why did the clown refuse to juggle?

He didn't have the balls to do it.

Why don't the Beastie Boys juggle vegetables anymore?

Because they kept making the beets... MMMMMM DROPPPPP