Why don't the Beastie Boys juggle vegetables anymore?

Because they kept making the beets... MMMMMM DROPPPPP

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What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

What does a greengrocer weigh?

Vegetables.

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What was the vegan rock band's first hit?

Lettuce turnip the beet!

Knock! Knock! Who's there! Beets! Beets who?

Beets me but I just forgot the joke!

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Why did the clown refuse to juggle?

He didn't have the balls to do it.

Why don't the Beastie Boys juggle vegetables anymore?

Because they kept making the beets... MMMMMM DROPPPPP