Average Lifespan Jokes

What is the average lifespan of an owl?

A little over 6 books.

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What's the average lifespan of an owl?

About six and a half books.

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Why are there no owls here?

I WAS LEAD TO BELIEVE THERE WOULD BE OWLS HERE! #hooters

What's an owl's favorite rock band?

Owls personally prefer the track list of Rock Band 2. Just a solid game.

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What's the only thing worse than finding a roach in your food?

Finding half of a roach in your food.

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Rady O'Gaga

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How long do owls live?

Six and a half books.

What's the average lifespan of an owl?

About six and a half books.