Kathmandu Jokes

What city does Affirmative Action Aslan live?

Kathmandu.

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What's the opposite of Kathmandu?

Dogwomandon't.

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Where do midget terrorists live?

Halfghanistan.

Why did Bilbo Baggins live for so long?

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How do the French defend a city?

We don't know, they've never tried it.

What do a gallon of milk and the city of Carthage have in common?

Ideally you only have to sack them once, but we should probably sack them again for good measure.

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What's the opposite of the word uncle-off-her?

It's an aunt- -him.

What is the opposite of Imagination?

I have no idea.