Pot Roast Jokes

What do you call a drug factory that catches fire?

A pot roast

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What do you call it when two high people get in an argument?

A pot roast.

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Alf all if you don't catch me!

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What phrase is a compliment in America, but an argument in the Middle East?

No, YOU the bomb.

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Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.