Why was the woman with no children so good at konami games?

She takes contraceptives.

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Why was the woman with no children so good at konami games?

She takes contraceptives.

What did the Mexican Firefighter name his two children?

Jose and Hose B

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What do you call a women who cant draw?

Trace

Why do we let women and children off a sinking ship first?

So the sharks aren't hungry anymore.

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Why was the woman with no children so good at konami games?

She takes contraceptives.

What does a feminist use as a contraceptive?

Her personality