Why was the woman with no children so good at konami games?

She takes contraceptives.

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Because then the children have to play inside.

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Who is she What does that mean When did that happen Why How I need to go to the toilet. - Child, at the cinema

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What does a feminist use as a contraceptive?

Her personality

Why was the woman with no children so good at konami games?

She takes contraceptives.