Contraceptive Jokes

Why was the woman with no children so good at konami games?

She takes contraceptives.

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Couple's Daily Question Mug

Coffee Mug

What does a feminist use as a contraceptive?

Her personality

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What does an Engineer use for contraception?

His personality!

What does an IT guy use for birth control?

His personality.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do people say when Batman skips Church?

Christian Bale

How do you make people lose faith in this sub?

This.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

Why aren't there any baby Transformers?

Because Auto-Bots pull out!

Contraception Jokes More Contraception Jokes

What does an Engineer use for contraception?

His personality!

What do you call couples that practice pulling out as a method of contraception?

Parents.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Which Norse God consistently uses VPNs?

Ill give you a hint, he remains very low-key.

Why was the Instagram star so bad at making coffee?

Because she used #nofilter

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

Why can't Kylie Jenner see her mom?

Because she's trans-parent

What should be done in case of apparent drowning?

Take the parent out of the water

Israel Jokes More Israel Jokes

What's the most popular search engine in Israel?

They surf the Net On Yahoo.

Why does the US love Israel so much?

Because is a raeli good country

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

How do Asian's name their children?

Throw a frying pan down the stairs and listen to the sounds. *Ting tong tow*

How does an Alcoholic teach the ABC's to their children?

Backwards.