She takes contraceptives.
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Her personality
Parents
Parents.
He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.
Don't worry they'll tell you.
Him: Water Me: No, my personality.
His personality
By leaving the plunger in the toilet.
Congratulations! Your parents survived the genocide!"
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Once you're done with the breasts and the thighs there's still a greasy box to put your bone in.
When you get fired from a job, you don't stay around and watch other people do your job.
And what is the person inside to say "who is it "
Because God could not find three wise men and a virgin.
Because he liked it.
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I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee
