Contraceptive Jokes

Why was the woman with no children so good at konami games?

She takes contraceptives.

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What does a feminist use as a contraceptive?

Her personality

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What did the U.S. airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?

Bombs

What will Kim Jong-Un name his child?

Kim Jong-Deux.

Method Jokes More Method Jokes

What do you call couples that practice pulling out as a method of contraception?

Parents.

How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

Couple Jokes More Couple Jokes

How can a room full of couples be empty?

There isn't a single person left! Bwahahahahaha

What do you call a couple of ones and zeros orbiting around each other?

Binary stars.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What's the best part about having a blind partner?

You know they won't be seeing other people.

What kind of shampoo do people with Down Syndrome use?

Tresemme 21

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why did the women cross the road?

Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen !!!

What does Wonder Woman call foreplay?

Amazon Prime.

Israel Jokes More Israel Jokes

What is the highest point in Israel?

Mountain Dew.

What is the famous martial art of Israel?

Jiu-Jitsu

Practice Jokes More Practice Jokes

What do you call an arab who wants to be European yet keeps practicing his beloved religion, islam?

A turk.

What type music should you practice before doing something dangerous?

Safety measures.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why don't Brazilians wear condoms?

Because they all pull out.

What does your girlfriend and my garage have in common?

I pull out of both of them.