Depresso Jokes

How do you feel when there's no coffee?

Depresso.

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What do you call a sad coffee?

A depresso

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Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)

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How do rocks feel about moss?

It's growing on them.

What if I have to poop?

D: Then you should go now. *awkward pause* "Thanks I feel better."

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Why did Monica Lewinsky vote Republican?

Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!

How many feminists does it take to dismantle the patriarchy?

None. Once they shut up, no-one has any reason left to oppress them :)

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What do you call a sad coffee?

A depresso

What do you call sad coffee?

Despresso.