Depresso Jokes

How do you feel when there's no coffee?

Depresso.

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What do you call a sad coffee?

A depresso

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What do you call sad coffee?

Despresso.

What do you call a sad coffee?

A depresso

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Why should Ray Charles be a psychologist?

Because he feels for everyone.

What, How is that possible!?

Vader: I felt your presents. Luke: NOOOOOOO

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How do you take your coffee?

How do you take your coffee? Ferguson Police Huh? Black, two shots.

What do you call mixing hard liquor into coffee?

Getting ready for work

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why was the composer late for work?

He missed Debussy. I'll just leave.

What did the cat say when the delivery man was leaving?

Purolator.