Depresso Jokes

How do you feel when there's no coffee?

Depresso.

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What do you call a sad coffee?

A depresso

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What do you call a pink slip served inside a bag of coffee?

Grounds for termination.

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100% abracadabra

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I can't feel my face when I'm with you...

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What do you call sad coffee?

Despresso.

What do you call a sad coffee?

A depresso