Japanese Kid Jokes

What do Japanese Kids, Chinese Democracy and German Humor have in common?

All are equally oxymoronic.

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What do you call a Japanese kid the explodes?

A loli-pop

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What are Jehovah witnesses called in Chinese?

Dind Dong

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

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What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

What do you call an exploding monkey?

a BA-BOOM!

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What does a Japanese guy name his pet lion?

Ryan

What's the hardest part breaking up with a Japanese girlfriend?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.