All are equally oxymoronic.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
A loli-pop
a BA-BOOM!
The World War " "No. There's already been 1 of those" "Uh this is a world war, too" *the streetlights explode*
Toke yo
Because he had a cataract!
They're never short of Sichuan musicians.
A: 10000 - to give the bulb a cultural revolution.