Japanese Kid Jokes

What do Japanese Kids, Chinese Democracy and German Humor have in common?

All are equally oxymoronic.

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Coffee Mug

What do you call a Japanese kid the explodes?

A loli-pop

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Who ruled France until he exploded?

A: Napoleon Blownapart!

Where did the girl go when the bomb exploded?

Everywhere.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What did the drunken Irishman say to the Chinese diplomat?

http://www.reddit.com/r/Youwritethepunchline/comments/2zg1zy/whatdidthedrunkenirishmansaytothechinese/

Why the chicken cross the road .... to get the Chinese newspaper. Do you get it?

Neither do I, I get the new york times

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

How many tickles does it take to make a japanese girl laugh?

Ten Tickles

What kind of car does a Japanese chef drive?

Rolls Rice