Jonestown Jokes

Why did the Jonestown jokes never catch on?

The punchlines were too long.

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What is the best part of a Jonestown joke?

The punchline

Why are there no joke about Jonestown?

The punchlines are too long.

Why doesn't anyone tell jokes about Jonestown?

The punchline is too long.

Why aren't there any jokes about Jonestown?

The punchline was too long

Why are there more jokes about Waco than Jonestown?

A: The punch lines were too long in Jonestown.

What's the worst thing about Jonestown jokes?

The punch line.

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Ba-dum-tss

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The punchline is too long.

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Why did the Jonestown jokes never catch on?

The punchlines were too long.

What's the worst thing about Jonestown jokes?

The punch line.

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when his hand caught fire!!

How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

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They wine too much.

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Why is Bruce Lee so good at telling jokes?

Because if his punch line doesn't work, you still get a kick out of it.

Why do happy people like to sleep in late?

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Why are there more jokes about Waco than Jonestown?

A: The punch lines were too long in Jonestown.

What do a Wendy's Hamburger and the Waco compound have in common?

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