Jonestown Jokes

Why did the Jonestown jokes never catch on?

The punchlines were too long.

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What is the best part of a Jonestown joke?

The punchline

Why are there no joke about Jonestown?

The punchlines are too long.

Why doesn't anyone tell jokes about Jonestown?

The punchline is too long.

Why aren't there any jokes about Jonestown?

The punchline was too long

Why are there more jokes about Waco than Jonestown?

A: The punch lines were too long in Jonestown.

What's the worst thing about Jonestown jokes?

The punch line.

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A: The punch lines were too long in Jonestown.

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What is the best part of a Jonestown joke?

The punchline

What's the worst thing about Jonestown jokes?

The punch line.

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Why are you still using it?

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This is no joke.

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What the hell is going on here?

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Why are there more jokes about Waco than Jonestown?

A: The punch lines were too long in Jonestown.

Where did the joke wait to get a drink?

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