Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Ammonia a poor little sparrow !
with a low "ha"
The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.
Barium, Cobalt and Nitrogen.
He wanted to speak in tungsten.
They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.
Because his *degree* didn't work!