When your toothbrush stops working mid brushing
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
He had to parrot.
Stop "N Slop Markets"
Stop crying and viper your nose.
A toothbrush.
If it where anyone else it woulda been called a teethbrush
With it's sparrowchute !
Robber ducks !
Decaf coffee.
Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.