Well done.
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Coffee Mug
Thank you very much, sir.
For camouflage.
Redundant
Morning Ham
Me: This morning. On the way here. Just felt like it was time.
You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk
Start a war.
Thank you very much for honest sharing.
SON: I WILL CRUSH MY ENEMIES ME: *nervous laughter* No, the other thing SON: Oh. Thank you
A salt rifle.
An army soldier