Computer Engineer Jokes

What did the Computer Engineer say?

What did the computer Engineer say when he saw his favorite drink? ICT

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Why did the Computer Engineer retire young?

He had a lot of cache.

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What did the CPU say to the RAM?

Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.

What's the difference between a dwarven packrat and a venereal disease?

One is a runt with a cache.

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What do you have to know to be a real estate salesman?

Lots.

What do Mexican parents and good reddit comments have in common?

They have lots of children.

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What's the fastest branch of the military?

The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.

What do you call a cop who doesn't shoot innocent black people?

1. Acquitted 2. Fired, retired or expired

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Why do engineers mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because OCT 31=DEC 25

What time does an engineer set his alarm clock for?

Around Thevenin the morning