Computer Engineer Jokes

What did the Computer Engineer say?

What did the computer Engineer say when he saw his favorite drink? ICT

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Why did the Computer Engineer retire young?

He had a lot of cache.

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What's the difference between a dwarven packrat and a venereal disease?

One is a runt with a cache.

Why was the Windows PC broke?

It ran out of cache.

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Why did the engineer put a clock under his desk?

A: He wanted to work overtime.

What kind of ears does an engine have?

Engineers

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Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone ?

A lot of crackling on the line !

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Why can't truck drivers ever fully retire?

Because they can only semi retire.

What does a retired hairdresser and a bar of platinum have in common?

They both plat no more.