Computer Engineer Jokes

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What did the computer Engineer say when he saw his favorite drink? ICT

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Why did the Computer Engineer retire young?

He had a lot of cache.

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What's the difference between an orphan home and a terrorists' boot camp?

I don't know. I'm retiring next month.

Why did the Computer Engineer retire young?

He had a lot of cache.

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Why do priests have lots of kids?

They always use the holy condoms.

What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

A: An Apple turnover.

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How can you tell someone is an engineer?

They'll tell you! (Source: am an engineer)

How do you know if someone's an engineer without asking them?

Don't worry they'll tell you

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What did the CPU say to the RAM?

Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.

How do IT technicians prefer to be paid?

Cache in hand.