Because Oct31 = Dec25
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)
He went data way.
Because he just came to pick up his little sister.
Pump kin.
Trigger-Nometry
A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.
A Headphone
Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"