Snowwoman Jokes

What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

Snowballs.

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What's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?

Snowballs

How do you know the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?

Snow Balls

Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman?

It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)

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Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman?

It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)

Which is harder to make?

A blonde brunette or a red-headed snowman A: A blonde because you have to hollow out its head

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why was Einstein unable to build a wall?

He only had Ein Stein

How long does it take a group of Mexicans to build a building?

Oh look, they're done.

Snowball Jokes More Snowball Jokes

Why did Frosty drop his pants?

Because he's a pervert that likes showing people his snowballs.

What is the best joke you have heard that was on the end of a Popsicle stick?

Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick

Uncle Jokes More Uncle Jokes

What did the stormtrooper say when he was frying Luke's aunt and uncle?

I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning Beru.

Why was the little ant confused?

Because his uncles are aunts.

Abominable Snowman Jokes More Abominable Snowman Jokes

What do you call an abominable snowman who's always late?

A not-yeti.

What did the Abominable Snowman do after he had had his teeth pulled out?

He ate the dentist.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What does a monster do when he loses his head?

He calls a head hunter.

What does Dr. Oz do when you throw scientific evidence at his head?

Ducks like a quack.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Snow White and Brazil?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep before letting seven in.

What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper ?

You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant !

Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

What's the difference between snowmen and snow women?

Snow balls. Ha

What did the Mexican princess ask her sister?

Tijuana build a snowman