Snowwoman Jokes

What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

Snowballs.

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What's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?

Snowballs

How do you know the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?

Snow Balls

Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman?

It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)

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What did the Abominable Snowman do after he had had his teeth pulled out?

He ate the dentist.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with the abominable snowman?

A jumbo yeti.

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What kind of money do snowmen use?

Iced lolly.

Why can't you trust a snowman?

Because they're all a bunch of flakes

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Why does it take longer to make a snow woman than a Snowman?

Because you have to hollow out the head.

Which is harder to make?

A blonde brunette or a red-headed snowman A: A blonde because you have to hollow out its head

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Where is the fire at?

The man replies: it's back there, I'm just going to get the water! (This is a true story, my uncle really said this)

What's the opposite of the word uncle-off-her?

It's an aunt- -him.

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What's The Difference Between Snowmen, & Snow Women?

Snowballs.

What is the difference between snow men and snow women?

Snowballs

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What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver?

A: The bus driver stops to let the kids out.

What's the difference between Nine-Eleven and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years straight. Be gentle... it's my cake day :-)

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Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space?

Because there is no atmosphere!

Why was Orlando Bloom sad when he realised he wasn't able to build small toy houses?

Because he was Legolas.

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What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?

When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.

Where is the monster's temple?

On the side of his head.