Aunt Arctica Jokes

Who is a penguin's favorite relative?

His Aunt Arctica

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Who's the only living relative of penguin?

His Aunt Arctica

What's a penguins favourite relative?

Aunt Arctica! PENGUIN . . ME makes flies over head motion PENGUIN I don't know what that means

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What's a penguins favorite relative?

His Aunt Artica!

Who is a penguin's favorite relative?

His Aunt Arctica

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What present did the kid with no hands get?

Gloves. Ha! Just kidding, I don't know what he got, he hasn't opened it yet.

How many MRAs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Tires need changing too you know!

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What do penguins do in a race?

They peng-win

How does a penguin build its house?

Igloos it together!

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Whats the difference between a hospital and a terrorist stronghold?

I dunno I just fly the drone.....

What's green and flies over Poland?

Snotzis.

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Why is Gandalf so good in bed?

Because a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.

What does TTYL mean?

I replied, "Talk to you later". So she responded, "No! Talk to me now! What does it mean "