Chlamydia Jokes

What do you call a group of Chlamydia bacteria?

An applause....

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What's the worst kind of media?

chlamydia

What do Aids, Syphilis and Chlamydia have in common?

Your mom.

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What's worse than lobsters on your piano?

Syphilis

What do Aids, Syphilis and Chlamydia have in common?

Your mom.

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What's the worst kind of jam?

A: A traffic jam!

What is the worst kind of wood to have in your home around your kids?

Naughty pine

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What's the difference between /r/jokes and your mom?

Your mom is funny.

How do you make a horomone?

You don't pay her. (My mom is sick. Hilarious. But sick. )

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What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a girls cross country team?

One is a group of cunning runts.

What do you call a group of Spaniards in quicksand?

Bean dip

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What's worse than getting AIDs?

Having to find out that your dog has AIDs too.

How do you...?

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable Give it aids.

Applause Jokes More Applause Jokes

What do you call a terrible performance of Han Solo: The Musical?

A rebel without applause.

What do you call a group of sorority girls/fraternity guys standing in a circle?

A round of applause ...because they all have the clap.

Medium Jokes More Medium Jokes

Why are all these Juice fad diets so popular?

Because Juice control the media

Why did Amy Schumer go to a psychic?

Because it's the only way she'll ever get near a medium.