They're both nicknamed the king and they both are overrated.
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Because its got Seoul.
Defunct funk.
Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry :)
Divine intervention. edit: Oh.
They will never listen to Logic or Reason.
Rolling Stones
North Koreans have no Seoul.
Because North Korea has no Seoul.
Tripod, because they have an extra leg..
He was afraid his nickname would be Jockie.
He turns off his Xbox.
They both hit the deck and flop like a fish.
North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.