Khaled Jokes

What do you call DJ Khaled crossdressing as Hulk Hogan?

A "brother" one."

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What's DJ Khaleds favourite number?

11, because it has another one

What is Khaleds fav number?

11 because it has another 1

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What is DJ Khaled's favorite number?

11 Because it has another 1

What did Dj Khaled say to the barn owl?

You talonted

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What would you get if you crossed a monster with the god of love?

A stupid Cupid!

What do you call an "Asian" that loves using moisturizer?

Laotian.

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What is DJ Khaled's favorite number?

11 Because it has another 1

What's DJ Khaled's favorite number?

11, because it has another one.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the mexican-american say when two houses landed on him?

Get off me holmes!

How do you take a Mexican family portrait?

Put them in the back of a truck and run a red light.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of khakis do birds wear?

Khakaws!

What kind of exercise does Ned Flanders like to do?

Diddily-squats.

Decimal Jokes More Decimal Jokes

Whatever's the matter ?

asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'

What is DJ Khaled's favorite fraction?

1/9. Because, after the decimal, it's always another one.

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

What time is it when twenty dogs and one cat get together?

20 after 1.

How many cancer patients does it take to change a light bulb?

1 and 12 people to say how inspiring it was

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why did Newton's wife got pregnant?

Because he doesn't believe in using quantum

Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!