Khaled Jokes

What do you call DJ Khaled crossdressing as Hulk Hogan?

A "brother" one."

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What's DJ Khaleds favourite number?

11, because it has another one

What is Khaleds fav number?

11 because it has another 1

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How do you cure the bird flu versus swine flu?

One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment

What do Chinese bears use to cook?

A pan. Duh!

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What's DJ Khaled's favorite number?

11, because it has another one.

What does DJ Khaled call his mexican friends?

Another Juan

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What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet?

Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)

What does DJ Khaled call his mexican friends?

Another Juan

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When pianists fall in love what is their favourite position ?

the four hands (you dirty minds)

Why was "what is love" played at a funeral?

Because he had a will, and he haddaway.

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What's DJ Khaled's favorite number?

11, because it has another one.

What is DJ Khaled's favorite number?

11 Because it has another 1

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What do you call a crossdressing nanny in Martha's Vineyard?

A Nantucket.

What do you call DJ Khaled crossdressing as Hulk Hogan?

A "brother" one."

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

How many black metalheads does it take to change a light bulb?

100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.

How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Who says building a border wall wont work?

The Chinese built one over 2,000 years ago and they still dont have any Mexicans.

What do you call a Mexican Aunt?

A tor-tia.