Malaria Jokes

Why is Pokemon quite realistic?

Because in the games, Bug-types are effective against Dark-types. Just like malaria in Africa.

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What did Cholera say to Malaria?

Are you gonna Jaundice on Saturday

How did you get malaria from a stab?

Malaryan Steel."

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Why does Saturday stink?

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Why do Democrats like to play Pokemon?

They've always enjoyed rounding up Japanese monsters.

Why doesn't each pokemon have an additional poke ball?

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James Blunt

What do you say to Jennifer Anniston after she has been stabbed?

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What is large and grey and shoots tourists in Africa?

An elefanatic, of course.

Why do androids go to Africa to party?

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