Malaria Jokes

Why is Pokemon quite realistic?

Because in the games, Bug-types are effective against Dark-types. Just like malaria in Africa.

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What did Cholera say to Malaria?

Are you gonna Jaundice on Saturday

How did you get malaria from a stab?

Malaryan Steel."

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