Malaria Jokes

Why is Pokemon quite realistic?

Because in the games, Bug-types are effective against Dark-types. Just like malaria in Africa.

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What did Cholera say to Malaria?

Are you gonna Jaundice on Saturday

How did you get malaria from a stab?

Malaryan Steel."

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Why does it take 10 women with premenstrual tension to change a light bulb?

IT JUST DOES, OK JERK !!!! NOW SHUT UP OR I WILL STAB YOU WITH THE SCISSORS!

What do my brother and Julius Caesar have in common?

They both hate been stabbed

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?

Tell her a joke on Wednesday!

What do little piglets do on a Saturday night?

Have a pigjama party!

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Why don't you undress in front of Pokemon?

Because they might Pikachu!

Why couldn't the Pokemon tell a joke?

Because he fainted.

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?

Doctors without boarders.

What do they call the lottery in Africa?

Celebrity adoption.

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When you realise your friend is an idiot" Stories!?

Hey guys, I just recently found out that my friend is an idiot. I was talking with him on Facebook and I was telling him about this game that was free online, and he says "I'm on my way to see my girlfriend". I'm sorry but WHAT? well I have a fish tank. Feel free to comment down below your stories about how you realised your friend is an idiot.

How is Game of Thrones going to end?

With fade out and to credits.