Meowtain Jokes

What do you call a lump of cats?

A meowtain

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What do you call a pile of cats?

A Meowtain.

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Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

How does the author of harry potter descend a mountain?

On foot, how else? JK Rowling

Why did the plane crash into the mountain?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Kitten Jokes More Kitten Jokes

What is the appropriate response when your cat tells you a joke?

You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?

How many kittens can you stuff into a microwave for 15 minutes on defrost...?

SEVEN.

Lump Jokes More Lump Jokes

Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

A: He's been chasing parked cars.

What do you call a lump of coal and a diamond hanging out together?

Carbon Dating.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you get when you cross a cat and a wild boar?

Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.

What do you call a pile of cats?

A meowntain.

Pile Jokes More Pile Jokes

What's the difference between me and a pile of bricks?

The bricks will get laid.

How can you tell if your wife left you?

You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!