Meowtain Jokes

What do you call a lump of cats?

A meowtain

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What do you call a pile of cats?

A Meowtain.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What did you just do?

CAT: *bolts for no apparent reason* ME: *bolts in the opposite direction in case she's after both of us*

How are cats like empty wine bottles?

I'm probably gonna die surrounded by both.

Kitten Jokes More Kitten Jokes

Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

A: Because she wanted to mail a litter.

Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

Why don't mountains get cold?

They wear snow caps. *cringe* Courtesy of Westjet's horrible phone line.

What's tall, white and has ears?

A mountain.

Lump Jokes More Lump Jokes

What's the M0D's name before they're triggered; turning into a furious, putrid, lump of blubber?

Bruce Banner

Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

A: He's been chasing parked cars.

Pile Jokes More Pile Jokes

What did the hiker say when he fell in a pile of moss?

I'm not lichen this!'

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.