Pepe Jokes

Why can't Pepe vote?

Because that would be

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How many pepes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

How do we confirm life on another planet?

If you find a rare Pepe drawn the disk.

What's the best selling soft drink in Italy?

Dr. Pepe

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How do you make a hamburger green?

Find a yellow cheeseburger and mix it with a blue one!

Why did the storm trooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

Confirm Jokes More Confirm Jokes

How do we confirm life on another planet?

If you find a rare Pepe drawn the disk.

Why did the snail cross the road ?

It is not clear yet , let it cross the road first. Update : It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier.

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

What elements make up life?

Lithium and Iron

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many pepes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

What is your favourite variable?

I'm not sure, It's always changing.

Draw Jokes More Draw Jokes

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many rainbows does it take to change a lightbulb?

The white amount.

How many Gentlesirs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Screw is such a harsh word, M'Lightbulb. I have too much respect for lamps to use it." Tips fedora

Italy Jokes More Italy Jokes

What's the difference between Italy and a tea bag?

Ones in a cup

Why Wasn't Jesus born in Italy?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

How do you get an art major off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza!

What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?

You wanna pizza me !