Pepe Jokes

Why can't Pepe vote?

Because that would be

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

How many pepes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

How do we confirm life on another planet?

If you find a rare Pepe drawn the disk.

What's the best selling soft drink in Italy?

Dr. Pepe

You might also enjoy:

Confirm Jokes More Confirm Jokes

What has been confirmed when Ariana Grande spat on the donuts?

She's a spitter, not a swallower.

Why did the woman take her third aborted fetus to see the priest on Sunday?

Half Life 3 Confirmed!

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Shia laBeouf's does it take to change a lightbulb?

NonononononononononoNONONONONONO! NONONONONONONO! NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO! (he can't.)

How many communists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None. Each lightbulb contains the means of its own revolution.

Italy Jokes More Italy Jokes

What body of water separates Italy from the word 'goodbye'?

River Derci. Sorry.

What is worse than the earthquake in Italy?

The Holocaust.

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What is every blonde's ambition in life?

To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

What do you call it when a helicopter pilot reflects on his life?

HINDsight

Vote Jokes More Vote Jokes

Why did Monica Lewinsky vote Republican?

Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!

What do you call a pig that votes?

Polled pork.

Planet Jokes More Planet Jokes

What did earth say to the other planet?

You guys have no life!"

What kind of music do planets listen to?

Nep-tunes.

Draw Jokes More Draw Jokes

Why do you own a hot dog stand when you draw and write?

Me: Wanna buy my book Them: No. Me: That's why I own a hot dog stand.

Why did the snail draw an "S" on the side of his car?

So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What is the best way to find out if someone is ticklish?

Use your test tickles

What kind of cereal do you find in a haunted house?

Cinnamon Ghost Crunch