Pepe Jokes

Why can't Pepe vote?

Because that would be

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How many pepes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

How do we confirm life on another planet?

If you find a rare Pepe drawn the disk.

What's the best selling soft drink in Italy?

Dr. Pepe

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How mani Iowa citizens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number

How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toucan

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What is twitter?

3. Twitter is beautiful. 4. What is life

Why was the Xbox 360 named as it was?

Cos when I seen one i turnt 360 degrees and walked away Playstation for life xD

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

How do Asians find our they are pregnant?

They send a rubix cube up to see if it gets solved.

How many babies does it take to stop a puck?

Ask Subban from the Hans to find out

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

What did the grocery store owner say to the customer that asked him if he sold tires?

He shrugged and said, "I've got asparagus."

What's the fastest way to earn money as a photographer?

By selling your camera.

Vote Jokes More Vote Jokes

What walks on two legs, but can't move forward?

Americans who voted for Hillary

How are the homeless like votes?

Republicans have them thrown out.

Disk Jokes More Disk Jokes

How do we confirm life on another planet?

If you find a rare Pepe drawn the disk.

What is the volume of a disk with radius z and height a?

Pi * z * z * a

Confirm Jokes More Confirm Jokes

Why did the snail cross the road ?

It is not clear yet , let it cross the road first. Update : It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier.

How do we confirm life on another planet?

If you find a rare Pepe drawn the disk.

Draw Jokes More Draw Jokes

Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed?

He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.

Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

A: Because from a distance they looked like hares.