Raphael Jokes

What do Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo and Raphael have in common?

They're all Renaissance Italian artists.

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What do you tell the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he picks up a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais.

What do you say to the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he is holding a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais

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Why did China lose WW2?

Because their weapons were made in China

What weapons do pengiuns have?

Pen-guinades.

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Why couldn't Elsa hold on to a balloon?

She would always let it go.

What do you get when you hold a mothball in your left hand and a mothball in your right hand?

A rather excited moth

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Why was the paleontologist angry?

Because he had a bone to pick.

What helps humans get laid but is deadly for fish?

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Why did Leonardo Take forever to laugh at my Oscars joke?

Cause he just got it!

What do Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo and Raphael have in common?

They're all Renaissance Italian artists.

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What do you say to the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he is holding a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais

What do you tell the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he picks up a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais.

Wrong Sais Jokes More Wrong Sais Jokes

What do you say to the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he is holding a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais

What do you tell the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he picks up a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What happens when you give an Italian a coupon?

It makes the Dego buy faster.

What do you get when Italians join ISIS?

Baked Yazidi

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What Biblical and Renaissance characters does Hillary most resemble?

A: Jezebel and Lucretia Borgia.

What do you call a Renaissance snack?

A DaVincheese curl