A trifle!
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A trifle.
A elevator can raise a kid
One of them got shot for touching a kid.
A marxman.
A school shooting
Two Kwanzaas
That's grounds for divorce!"
It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!
I'm getting the fudge outta here!"
4. Prophet.
Have 3 abortions and get the fourth free.