Unborn Baby Jokes

What is it called when an unborn baby dies in a horse-drawn sleigh?

A mis-carriage

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What did the group of unborn babies say when they were hungry?

Fetus.

What subreddit do unborn babies use?

Pro Life Tips.

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What did the doctor say when he saw two fetuses being too affectionate in public?

Get a womb, you two."

What do you say when you see two fetuses making out?

Oh get a womb"

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments?

An Orca-stra.

What do you call a group of yogurt loving boat enthusiast?

A Yacult...

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.

What do you use to search for anime in Google?

Weabooleans

Draw Jokes More Draw Jokes

Why did the guy not draw a circle?

Because there was no point.

Why are horse-drawn carriages so unpopular?

Cause horses are rubbish at drawing

Subreddit Jokes More Subreddit Jokes

What subreddit do unborn babies use?

Pro Life Tips.

How do you get banned from a subreddit without breaking the rules?

Post something humorous in . P.S: Is there anyway to ungild myself?

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why was the man selling CDs at 12:30 a.m.?

Because his mixtape was to die for...

Where do Muslim people go when they die?

Everywhere