Unborn Baby Jokes

What is it called when an unborn baby dies in a horse-drawn sleigh?

A mis-carriage

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What did the group of unborn babies say when they were hungry?

Fetus.

What subreddit do unborn babies use?

Pro Life Tips.

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What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?

A: Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!

What's the difference between Reddit and 4chan?

One is a group of immature internet trolls....and the other thinks it isn't.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What does my mom and a turkey have in common?

They both died on Thanksgiving

Where do children that die home alone go?

HEAVEN!!

Subreddit Jokes More Subreddit Jokes

What has an R at the beginning, a T at the end, and EPOS in the middle?

Most of the jokes in this subreddit.

What do you call an original joke on this subreddit?

Rare.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What does it sound like when a pterodactyl uses the bathroom?

Nothing, the pee is silent

Why can't a vegetable win an argument?

Cuz he always uses a straw, man!

Draw Jokes More Draw Jokes

What if I draw a peanut on her napkin?

Wife: Please go wait in the car

How many plates do you need to draw a picture?

Tenplates

Fetus Jokes More Fetus Jokes

What did the doctor say when he saw two fetuses being too affectionate in public?

Get a womb, you two."

How does a fetus like it's amniotic fluid?

At womb temperature!