Unborn Baby Jokes

What is it called when an unborn baby dies in a horse-drawn sleigh?

A mis-carriage

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What did the group of unborn babies say when they were hungry?

Fetus.

What subreddit do unborn babies use?

Pro Life Tips.

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How many dank memes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter, just use the jet fuel instead.

What app do you use to browse Reddit on your phone?

9gag

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What do you call a subreddit that sanctions free speech?

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What subreddit do unborn babies use?

Pro Life Tips.

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What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!

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What do you call a group of religious oranges?

Jehovah's citruses.

What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?

The first herd shot round the world!

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Why won't the US change over to the Metric system?

Because we'd rather die on our feet than live on your 30.48 centimeters.

What did Jay Z say when his friend died?

No Biggie.

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What did the doctor say when he saw two fetuses being too affectionate in public?

Get a womb, you two."

What did one fetus say to the other?

Guess we're wombmates!