Unborn Baby Jokes

What is it called when an unborn baby dies in a horse-drawn sleigh?

A mis-carriage

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What did the group of unborn babies say when they were hungry?

Fetus.

What subreddit do unborn babies use?

Pro Life Tips.

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What cheese do you use to hide a horse?

Mascarpone!

What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?

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What do you call a group of whales playing music together?

An Orcastra

What do you call a group of white people sitting on the bench?

A basketball team.

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Why are there no hand paintings from the old west?

Because they could only draw guns.

What do you call a girl who is bad at drawing?

Tracey

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Why did the redditor cross the subreddit?

To recycle a joke from the other side.

What do you call an original joke on this subreddit?

Rare.

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Where did Robin Williams go after he died?

To the Mork.

What happens when you die?

Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff

Fetus Jokes More Fetus Jokes

How does a fetus like it's amniotic fluid?

At womb temperature!

What did the doctor say when he saw two fetuses being too affectionate in public?

Get a womb, you two."