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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?

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What do you call a none in a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile I'm not sorry (PS, if this is a repost, I'm sorry that I didn't see the first time it got posted 2 years ago. Please don't accuse me of reposting)

What do you call a car full of nuns?

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What cell carrier do Mormons use?

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What do you call an elderly nun riding a scooter?

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What do you call a bus on its way to Comic Con?

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What cell service do nuns in wheelchair have?

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How many r/jokes redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Answer is 2. One to change the lightbulb while the other screams "REPOST"

Why does Reddit have so many reposts?

Because you already read-it.

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How many redditors does it take to make a good joke?

Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.

How do you get a post that's not a joke into /r/jokes?

Like this.

Scooter Jokes More Scooter Jokes

What do you call an elderly nun riding a scooter?

Virgin Mobile.

How many portuguese people can fit on a scooter?

A Brazilian

Cell Phone Jokes More Cell Phone Jokes

What kind of cell phone doesn't have a lock?

A Nokia

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair with a cell phone?

Virgin Mobile.

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What's black, white and red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

How many Women Priest are there?

Nun.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What do you call three lesbians on a bicycle?

A trike

What elephant and a canary and in common?

They both can't ride bicycles.

Ps Jokes More Ps Jokes

What did the irritated man say to his inguinal hernia?

Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)

What did the one explorer say to the other when they arrived in Northern Canada?

Eh, you take this one. I don't want Nunavut. PS: I realize it's a double negative.

Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

What's his secret?

He's in a wheelchair

Why do people in wheelchairs have such low confidence?

Because they never stand up for themselves.