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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?

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What do you call a none in a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile I'm not sorry (PS, if this is a repost, I'm sorry that I didn't see the first time it got posted 2 years ago. Please don't accuse me of reposting)

What do you call a car full of nuns?

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What cell carrier do Mormons use?

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What do you call an elderly nun riding a scooter?

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What do you call a bus on its way to Comic Con?

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What cell service do nuns in wheelchair have?

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It was all a myth-take!

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What do you say when you friendzone a brony?

Friendship is magic.

What do you call a brony in a wheelchair?

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What do you call women who are faster than me?

Virgins. Sorry if it's a repost, I'm fairly new here.

How many /r/ users does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three. One to do it, one to complain that it has already been done before, and one to repost this joke.

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What do you call it when seven minutes in heaven is played at Comic-Con?

A: Close encounters of the nerd kind

What do you call a bus on its way to Comic Con?

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What has a mouth but never speaks, Has a bed but never sleeps, And has legs but never walks?

amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac

Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins. &nbsp; Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.

Scooter Jokes More Scooter Jokes

How many portuguese people can fit on a scooter?

A Brazilian

What do you call an elderly nun riding a scooter?

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What should I give your sister for unzipping?

Him : Um, ten bucks? Me : Like for WinZip. PS: Taken from bash.org

What's a golfer's favourite games console?

A PS FOUR!

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What do you call a nun that is going for a walk?

A roamin catholic

What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

a force of habit