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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?

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What do you call a none in a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile I'm not sorry (PS, if this is a repost, I'm sorry that I didn't see the first time it got posted 2 years ago. Please don't accuse me of reposting)

What do you call a car full of nuns?

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What cell carrier do Mormons use?

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What do you call an elderly nun riding a scooter?

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What do you call a bus on its way to Comic Con?

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What cell service do nuns in wheelchair have?

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What do you call a bus on its way to Comic Con?

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What do you call it when seven minutes in heaven is played at Comic-Con?

A: Close encounters of the nerd kind

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What do you call an elderly nun riding a scooter?

Virgin Mobile.

How many portuguese people can fit on a scooter?

A Brazilian

Mormon Jokes More Mormon Jokes

What do Mormon's and tweekers have in common?

Both ride bicycles and bust mission.

How do you request another Mormon wife?

Brigham Young

Reposte Jokes More Reposte Jokes

What do you get when you slice ice cream?

Slice cream! ... I think I'll join the reposting group now...

Why do Jihadist Muslims drink only instant coffee?

Because they completely hate the French press. (Reposted)

Cell Phone Jokes More Cell Phone Jokes

How do neurons communicate?

Cell phones

Why did Frodo set his cell phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

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What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.

What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?

A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.

Repost Jokes More Repost Jokes

What do you call an Italian man without arms?

A mute. Sorry if repost.

How many redditors does it take to post a joke to /r/Jokes?

Three. One to post it, another to post a better punchline in the comment section, and another to repost it with the new punchline.