What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening?

Have a nice bite!

Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

What does every Elmo receive before they leave the factory?

Two test tickles!

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Why did the surgeon refuse to dress for work?

He didn't want no scrubs

Why does the boss put clocks under employee's desk?

Because he wanted them to work over-time

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What do romantic fish sing to each other?

Salmon-chanted evening !

What do elephants do in the evenings ?

Watch elevision !

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What do you call Dracula when he goes swimming?

Aqua-Vlad

Why didn't Count Dracula get married?

He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.