What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening?

Have a nice bite!

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What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in leaves?

Raisin bran

How was work?

flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said "abreast" me:Good

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Why couldn't the Mexican work a wrench?

I don't know. Torqu?

What works in a circus walks a tightrope and has claws ?

An acrocat !

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What do elephants do in the evenings ?

Watch elevision !

Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?

Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning !

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Where is Dracula's American office?

The Vampire State Building.

What is Dracula's girlfriend called when she gives him head?

Down for the count!