What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening?

Have a nice bite!

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

How can you tell if your wife left you?

You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!

How did I know my joke was not alright with my audience?

They all left.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How many didn't?

Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)

What do you call a snake that works in the government?

A civil serpent

Evening Jokes More Evening Jokes

Why does the house only have one window?

Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)

What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

Dracula Jokes More Dracula Jokes

What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold?

Coffin medicine.

What is Dracula's favorite fruit?

Neck-tarines.