What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening?

Have a nice bite!

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What did UK say while leaving?

It's not EU, it's me

What did the executioner say to his wife when he left?

I'll beheading out now.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What were the 2 doctors who worked with Schrodinger called?

A *paradox.*

Why did no one laugh at the hot dogs joke?

Because it was too cheesy. I work at a hot dog stand and tell this from time to time.

Evening Jokes More Evening Jokes

What has four limbs in the morning, two limbs in the afternoon, and is dead by evening?

A disobedient slave.

What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

Dracula Jokes More Dracula Jokes

What do you get if you cross Dracula with AI Capone?

A fangster.

How can you tell when Dracula is sick?

By his coughin'