What's the difference between a bullet and a human?

A bullet doesn't miss Harambe

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Why did Richard leave his home this morning?

For Harambe.

What did the Spanish Gorilla say at lunch time?

Yo tengo Harambe.

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One is a super hero and the other is a command. *I'll show myself out...*

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Cause no matter where you're at they'll always miss you.

When did you first miss it dear?

Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.