What's the difference between a bullet and a human?

A bullet doesn't miss Harambe

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What's the difference between the people and bullets?

The people miss Harambe.

What can I get you ?

Harambe: I'll have a beer. Man: No, he'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Man: Yes, justice for Harambe.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley?

A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.

What's the difference between a group of pigmies and a lesbian track team?

One of them is a bunch of cunning runts

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What's the difference between George Zimmerman and Trayvon Martin?

Zimmerman can dodge a bullet.

What is Oscar Pistorius's new favourite band?

Bullets For My Valentine

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Where are the humans?

We left them" AL: Why "They didn't look anything like their selfies in rl"

What separates animals from humans?

The Mediterranean.

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Why can't a Stormtrooper have a baby?

Because they always miss.

Why was the robot cold?

He was missing his winter gear