What's the difference between a bullet and a human?

A bullet doesn't miss Harambe

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Why does Harambe confuse bartenders?

All he wants is Just Ice

What drink can I get you?

Just ice for Harambe"

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window

What's the difference between British crisps and foreign crisps?

One are Walkers and the others just Lays around.

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What was the last thing that went through the Sandy Hook child's mind?

A bullet. I apologize if that joke was aimed for a younger audience. I love Sandy Hook jokes, they never get old. Just like those children.

Who is the prettiest of my friends?

Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.

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Which animal makes the best pie?

A human.

What does IS call the evolutionary theory that humans are descended from the ape family?

Boko Harambe

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Why are Taylor Swift's songs always a hit?

WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.

What did the boy say when his dog died?

What did the boy say when his dog died? I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.