What's the difference between a bullet and a human?

A bullet doesn't miss Harambe

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What's the difference between bullets and everyone ?

Everyone misses Harambe.

What band was Harambe In?

Gorillaz

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

What's the difference between a good joke and a woman?

The good joke doesn't get a black eye when you tell it a second time.

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What's the difference between humans and bullets?

Humans miss Harambe.

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Zimmerman can dodge a bullet.

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What helps humans get laid but is deadly for fish?

Pick up lines

What did the banana say to the human?

Nothing you idiot, bananas don't talk!

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Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

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Awoli.