Cardigan Jokes

Why can't fashion designers play uno?

Because they always draw a cardigan.

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Why do hipsters not wear cardigans anymore?

Because they wore them before it was cool.

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Why can't fashion designers play uno?

Because they always draw a cardigan.

Why are prosthetic limbs so in fashion?

Anyone can pull them off

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Why is it impossible to play UNO with Mexicans?

Because they keep stealing all the green cards.

Why do you not play Uno with Mexicans?

Cuz they take all the green cards

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Why did the hipster cross the road?

To get to a place you've probably never heard of.

What's the difference between a hipster and a fire hose?

It takes more than one hipster to push the black people out of a neighborhood.

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What did the cow wear to the football game?

A Jersey.

Why does a witch wear a pointed black hat?

To keep her head warm.

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Why can't fashion designers play uno?

Because they always draw a cardigan.

What do you call a fashion designer, who is not yet sure about his new collection?

Tommy Hilfigeritout

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Why can't fashion designers play uno?

Because they always draw a cardigan.

What do you call someone who draws funny pictures of motor vehicles ?

A car-toonist !

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Why doesnt Nickelback play football?

Because even if they had 4 players they still couldnt throw a ball.

What do you call a Greek philosopher who plays hard to get?

A socra-tease Made this one up myself. I'll be here all week