Cardigan Jokes

Why can't fashion designers play uno?

Because they always draw a cardigan.

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Why do hipsters not wear cardigans anymore?

Because they wore them before it was cool.

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Why can't fashion designers play uno?

Because they always draw a cardigan.

What do you call someone who wears a diaper fashioned from a map?

Incontinent

Uno Jokes More Uno Jokes

Why should you never play Uno with a foreigner?

Because they will always steal the green cards.

Why can't Mexicans play Uno?

They always steal the green cards.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What does a math mermaid wear?

An algeabra....

What kind of shoes do thieves wear?

Sneakers.

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Why does nobody play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokemon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

Draw Jokes More Draw Jokes

Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!

Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*

Fashion Designer Jokes More Fashion Designer Jokes

What do you call a fashion designer, who is not yet sure about his new collection?

Tommy Hilfigeritout

Why can't fashion designers play uno?

Because they always draw a cardigan.

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

What s the weight of a hipster?

One Insta-gramm

Why is steam such a hipster?

Because it was water before it was cool.