Cardigan Jokes

Why can't fashion designers play uno?

Because they always draw a cardigan.

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Why do hipsters not wear cardigans anymore?

Because they wore them before it was cool.

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What's the difference between Super Man and Spider Man ?

Super Man wears his underwear over his pants..

What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?

An investigator. Ba dum tss.

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Where the hell did you get?

the barkeep asks. "I won it, playing cards", says the pig.

When O. J. Simpson's kids wanted to go out and play, what did he tell them?

Go axe your mother."

Uno Jokes More Uno Jokes

Why do you never play uno with a mexican?

Because they will steal all the green cards.

Why are Mexicans bad at UNO?

They steal all the green cards.

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

Why didn't the hipster want to see the Saint John River and the Penobscot River?

They're two Maine streams.

Why do hipsters hate ice skating?

They could never do it before it was cool

Fashion Jokes More Fashion Jokes

Why are crosses not in fashion?

They're too God-y

What do you call someone who wears a diaper fashioned from a map?

Incontinent

Fashion Designer Jokes More Fashion Designer Jokes

What do you call a fashion designer, who is not yet sure about his new collection?

Tommy Hilfigeritout

Why can't fashion designers play uno?

Because they always draw a cardigan.

Draw Jokes More Draw Jokes

Who never wants to be drawn at a raffle?

Mohammed

Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*