Harbour Jokes

What do you call an empty harbour?

An Air-port

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Why did the researcher take his paper to the harbour?

To get it pier reviewed.

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Pier Jokes More Pier Jokes

How did pirates communicate before the internet?

Pier to Pier Networking

Why are doctors sued for malpractice at the beach?

A: Because they are judged by a jury of their piers.

Statue Jokes More Statue Jokes

What did the statue say to the chair?

Chair? Statue?! :D

What did the statue say to the other statue?

Hey, S-tat-ue?

Researcher Jokes More Researcher Jokes

When asked which is more important looks or brains?

9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.

Why did the researcher take his paper to the harbour?

To get it pier reviewed.

Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

How did I clear papers of Islamic Studies?

Have faith, don't question.

Why cant Mexicans smoke joints?

They aint ever got any papers

Liberty Jokes More Liberty Jokes

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty

What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.

Review Jokes More Review Jokes

How did the newspaper go about reviewing the opera production?

They followed Standard Opera-rating Procedure

What did Christian Grey say when he read reviews of his movie?

People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What would Hillary tell Bill when she will sit at the Oval Office?

Close, Bill, but no cigar!"

What do you call a girl who's sitting in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.

New York Jokes More New York Jokes

What are the pigs warned to look out for in New York?

Pigpockets.

How do you say thank you to a New York sushi chef?

Gracias.