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What is Harry potters favorite way to get down a hill?

Walking....J.K . Rowling

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What would the blind man say every morning when he walked past the fish market?

Good morning, ladies!"

Why do stoners carry lighters everywhere?

Because they don't have legs to walk, man.

J.K. Rowling Jokes More J.K. Rowling Jokes

How did Harry Potter get to the bottom of the hill?

By running! J.K. Rowling

How does Harry Potter get down the stairs?

By walking. J.K. Rowling...

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

Why was the Scotsman buried on the hill?

He died.

Harry Potter Jokes More Harry Potter Jokes

Why can't Harry Potter tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best friend?

Because they're both cauldron

Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts?

Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts? He was caught playing with his broomstick.

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What do you call an arrogant patronizing thief coming down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

How do Chinese people name their kids?

They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding

Harry Jokes More Harry Jokes

What did Hagrid say to Harry Potter after Harry had a mishap with some potions?

You're a lizard Harry!"

Why did ginny make harry get rid of his invisibility cloak?

He kept coming out of no where

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the Japanese funeral home have to turn away new business?

They ran out of san storage

What do you do if you're drunk and you run into your ex wife?

Reverse to make sure.