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Why are fish so smart?

Because they live in schools!

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White House Jokes More White House Jokes

What do you call the first black guy elected to the White House?

Precedent.

What do you call someone in the White House who is honest, ethical, intellectual, law abiding, and truthful?

A tourist.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Asian-American actors does it take to change a light bulb?

None - because they would all be replaced by white actors.

How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?

How many did it take last year

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.

How many Apple Geniuses does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, we just swap out your whole house

Uncle Jokes More Uncle Jokes

What do you get when you have an ant with 8 legs?

An uncle that has to build a bigger shoe closet...

Why was the baby ant so confused?

Because all of his uncles were ants!

Good Jokes More Good Jokes

What's the best part about marrying a farmer?

You get to grow old together.

Whats the best part of living in Switzerland?

Im not too sure either but the flags a big plus.

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

What do Michael Jordan, Kobe Bryant, and LeBron James have in common that led to their success in the NBA?

Hard work and dedication.

Why are there no owls here?

I WAS LEAD TO BELIEVE THERE WOULD BE OWLS HERE! #hooters

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What's the hardest part about working as a nurse or doctor at a women's hospital?

When you ask the patients "what's the problem " They'll say "nothing"

Why doesn't Monica Lewinsky like going to the doctor?

He always shoves a Bill down her throat!

Black Life Jokes More Black Life Jokes

What do the Police, the NFL and Black Lives Matter all have in common?

They all have the same PR guy.

How many Black Lives Matters protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Don't be silly, Black Lives Matters protesters can't change anything.