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Why are fish so smart?

Because they live in schools!

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Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What did the black guy get on his SATs?

Barbecue Sauce

Why do moslem girls love black guys?

more satisfaction at night for wearing a ninja suit all day.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off

Why is Tina Fey so good with her use of irony?

It's in the name...

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why are hot dogs the best dogs?

Because they feed the hand that bites them.

How did Kim Kardashian get her hands on Liberace's bath robe?

GrammysRedCarpet

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many RothChilds does it take to change a light bulb?

There still working on it...

How many fishermen does it take to change a light bulb?

One but you should have seen the bulb it must have been THIS big.

Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What kind of person are you if you open the door from the bottom of the door?

A low-key person

What's the difference between a person with a forehead and a fivehead?

A sixth sense

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why do blacks raise chickens?

To teach their kids how to walk.

What did the snail say while riding on the back of the tortoise?

Wheeeee!!!! --hey, at least it's a fun joke for kids!

Black Lives Matters Protester Jokes More Black Lives Matters Protester Jokes

How many Black Lives Matters protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Don't be silly, Black Lives Matters protesters can't change anything.

How many Black Lives Matters protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Don't be silly, Black Lives Matters protesters can't change anything.

Black Life Jokes More Black Life Jokes

How many states of matter are there?

5: solids, liquids, gases, plasma, and black lives

How many Black Lives Matters protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Don't be silly, Black Lives Matters protesters can't change anything.