Near Sighted Gynecologist Jokes

What does a near-sighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?

A wet nose

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What do near-sighted gynecologists and little puppies have in common?

A wet nose

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How did a mom figure out her daughter had hit puberty?

She kept wetting the bed.

What's bad about wetting your bed?

Urine it.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did the dog do when the panhandler put the bite on him?

Bit him naturally.

What dog is a cousin to the Dalmatian?

A spot-weiler!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a dully dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

What is the difference between a girl and a pool table?

You have a shot with a pool table.

Wet Nose Jokes More Wet Nose Jokes

What do near-sighted gynecologists and little puppies have in common?

A wet nose

What do a dog and a near-sighted gynecologist have in common?

They both have wet noses.

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

How do you know when there's a elephant under your bed?

A: Your nose is pressed against the ceiling.

What do you call a man with just a nose?

No body nose man. Hue hue hue.

Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

When she asks "is that your puppy?

say "No. That's my dad." Then storm off.

Why do you love your puppy more than you love your wife?

Because the puppy only knows the tricks you taught her

Healthy Dog Jokes More Healthy Dog Jokes

What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a healthy dog have in common?

84% of their dna

What does a healthy dog and a near-sighted gynecologist have in common?

A wet nose!