Near Sighted Gynecologist Jokes

What does a near-sighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?

A wet nose

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
5.0

Coffee Mug

What do near-sighted gynecologists and little puppies have in common?

A wet nose

You might also enjoy:

Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

What do you call someone who molests puppies and kittens?

A Petophile

What if I see a puppy?

What if my house burns down

Wet Nose Jokes More Wet Nose Jokes

What do a dog and a near-sighted gynecologist have in common?

They both have wet noses.

What's the only difference between a near sighted and a far sighted gynecologist ?

A wet nose.

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What is something that everyone overlooks no matter how hard they try not to?

Their nose

What is the name of the flower you find between your nose and your chin?

A: Tulips.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What personal space?

My dog

What do you call a pile of dogs?

A ruff terrain.

Healthy Dog Jokes More Healthy Dog Jokes

What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a healthy dog have in common?

84% of their dna

What does a healthy dog and a near-sighted gynecologist have in common?

A wet nose!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a church bell & a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

What is the difference between someone who worships God &amp someone who worships the sun?

The sun exists.

Wet Jokes More Wet Jokes

What do you get if you cross a pond with snowshoes?

Wet.

How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.