Near Sighted Gynecologist Jokes

What does a near-sighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?

A wet nose

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What do near-sighted gynecologists and little puppies have in common?

A wet nose

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How do you break a Polish man's finger?

Punch him in the nose.

What happens to an Asian guy when they run into a wall with a full erection?

They break their nose!

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What does a healthy dog and a near-sighted gynecologist have in common?

A wet nose!

What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a healthy dog have in common?

84% of their dna

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a teenager and a radioactive element?

Radioactive elements last longer.

What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

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What's the only difference between a near sighted and a far sighted gynecologist ?

A wet nose.

What do a dog and a near-sighted gynecologist have in common?

They both have wet noses.

Wet Jokes More Wet Jokes

What do you get when a deaf guy tries to talk to you at a urinal?

Wet

What do you get if you cross a pond with snowshoes?

Wet.

Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

How many puppies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Do you know yet Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more

How do you know when you should get a puppy?

When life's getting a little ruff ...I'll see myself out

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do with most of his time?

Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.

What do you get if you play a C&W song backwards?

Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.