Near Sighted Gynecologist Jokes

What does a near-sighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?

A wet nose

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What do near-sighted gynecologists and little puppies have in common?

A wet nose

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Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What do Whitney Houston and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both spent a fortune making their noses more white.

What did one nose say when the other nose said "I love you"?

Back achoo!"

Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

Why did Ellen Pao punch the puppy?

Cause shes terrible.

How do you know when you should get a puppy?

When life's getting a little ruff ...I'll see myself out

Wet Jokes More Wet Jokes

Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money

How did the florist act after getting her dream job?

Got so excited she wet her plants.

Healthy Dog Jokes More Healthy Dog Jokes

What does a healthy dog and a near-sighted gynecologist have in common?

A wet nose!

What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a healthy dog have in common?

84% of their dna

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What kind of dog can turn on your car?

Yorkies

What is the difference between a man and a dog?

A man wears a suit and the dog, pants.

Wet Nose Jokes More Wet Nose Jokes

What's the only difference between a near sighted and a far sighted gynecologist ?

A wet nose.

What do near-sighted gynecologists and little puppies have in common?

A wet nose

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between oooo and aaaa?

about 3 inches

What's the difference between your boyfriend and whipped cream?

The cream