Near Sighted Gynecologist Jokes

What does a near-sighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?

A wet nose

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What do near-sighted gynecologists and little puppies have in common?

A wet nose

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What does a healthy dog and a near-sighted gynecologist have in common?

A wet nose!

What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a healthy dog have in common?

84% of their dna

Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

What did the puppy say when it sat on sandpaper?

Ruff

What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper?

A: RUFF!

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How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

What turns you on the most?

Water. It makes me wet instantly.

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What's the difference between a triangle and Manchester United ?

A triangle has three points

What's the difference between a Porsche and a Skoda?

Paul Walker wouldn't be seen dead in a Skoda.

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What's the only difference between a near sighted and a far sighted gynecologist ?

A wet nose.

What does a near-sighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?

A wet nose

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun?

Because she had her nose in a hamburger.

Why isn't your nose 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic ?

His bark was much worse than it's bite !

Why are dogs bad at poker?

Because they wag their tails whenever they have a good hand. Why did John's dog win the poker tournament Because he's a Doberman.