Wet Nose Jokes

What does a near-sighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?

A wet nose

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What do near-sighted gynecologists and little puppies have in common?

A wet nose

What do a dog and a near-sighted gynecologist have in common?

They both have wet noses.

What's the only difference between a near sighted and a far sighted gynecologist ?

A wet nose.

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A wet nose.

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A wet nose.

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How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

What dog can jump higher than a building?

Anydog, buildings can't jump!

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Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?

Because then it'd be a foot!

Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose?

He was a ghoulsnif fer.

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What's the difference between the Holocaust and this joke?

The Holocaust was funny.

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Attire.

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What do a short sighted Gynaecologist and a puppy have in common?

A wet nose..

What do a short-sighted gynaecologist and a puppy have in common?

A wet nose.

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What does a near-sighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?

A wet nose

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How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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They were on the Earth before it was cool.

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What do nearsighted gynecologists and a puppy have in common?

A wet nose.

Which aardvark holds the speed record?

The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!