Wet Nose Jokes

What does a near-sighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?

A wet nose

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What do near-sighted gynecologists and little puppies have in common?

A wet nose

What do a dog and a near-sighted gynecologist have in common?

They both have wet noses.

What's the only difference between a near sighted and a far sighted gynecologist ?

A wet nose.

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What do a short-sighted gynaecologist and a puppy have in common?

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