Oxymoron Jokes

What do you call an honest lawyer?

An oxymoron.

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How do you call a beautiful feminist?

An oxymoron

What do you call Billy Mays when he says something stupid?

An OxyMoron!

Why is minotaur pretty ugly?

Because it is an Oxy+moron.

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What do you call an honest lawyer?

An oxymoron.

Whats the odd one out ?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What do you call a Pho restaurant run by 9 Japanese chefs?

Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho". ;;

Why are Japanese people so good at judo?

You can't ippon a Nippon.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why was the dyslexic atheist a cat person?

He doesn't believe in dog.

Why didn't the atheist businesswoman make any money?

She didn't believe in prophets.

Billy Mays Jokes More Billy Mays Jokes

What happened when Billy Mays's ghost floated into the rave?

Everyone started partying like it was $19.99.

What does it say on Billy Mays' s tomb stone?

BILLY MAYS HERE!

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What do you call a Chinese guy when he's laughing?

Lmao

What doesn't belong in this group, A lobster, an octopus, a crab, or a chinese man under a bus?

The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What do you call a Muslim cowboy?

Dirty hairy.

What is the difference between a Muslim baby and a Christian baby?

Their parents.

Japanese Kid Jokes More Japanese Kid Jokes

What do you call a Japanese kid the explodes?

A loli-pop

What do Japanese Kids, Chinese Democracy and German Humor have in common?

All are equally oxymoronic.