Oxymoron Jokes

What do you call an honest lawyer?

An oxymoron.

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How do you call a beautiful feminist?

An oxymoron

What do you call Billy Mays when he says something stupid?

An OxyMoron!

Why is minotaur pretty ugly?

Because it is an Oxy+moron.

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What do you call a Japanese kid the explodes?

A loli-pop

What do Japanese Kids, Chinese Democracy and German Humor have in common?

All are equally oxymoronic.

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How do sceptics introduce themselves?

I don't believe we've met..."

Why can't atheists solve exponential problems?

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What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

When did the Chinese man know it was time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty

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How do you know Jesus loves Japanese food?

Because he said he loves miso.

What did the salmon say to his shy Japanese girlfriend?

Don't be koi.

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What happened when Billy Mays's ghost floated into the rave?

Everyone started partying like it was $19.99.

What does it say on Billy Mays' s tomb stone?

BILLY MAYS HERE!

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What do you call an honest lawyer?

An oxymoron.

Whats the odd one out ?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.