Oxymoron Jokes

What do you call an honest lawyer?

An oxymoron.

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How do you call a beautiful feminist?

An oxymoron

What do you call Billy Mays when he says something stupid?

An OxyMoron!

Why is minotaur pretty ugly?

Because it is an Oxy+moron.

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All are equally oxymoronic.

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Why did no one believe the Psychologist ever went to the bathroom?

Because the 'P' is silent

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What is the only type of alcohol muslims are allowed to drink?

TAKBEER!

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because to him, alcohol is not a solution.

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What do you call a Japanese pirate?

J-Peg.

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Because of all the metal in their brains.

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What do you call a Chinese orange?

A Mandarin

What do Chinese lumberjacks do?

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Whats the odd one out ?

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What do you call an honest lawyer?

An oxymoron.

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What does it say on Billy Mays' s tomb stone?

BILLY MAYS HERE!

What do you call Billy Mays when he says something stupid?

An OxyMoron!