Oxymoron Jokes

What do you call an honest lawyer?

An oxymoron.

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How do you call a beautiful feminist?

An oxymoron

What do you call Billy Mays when he says something stupid?

An OxyMoron!

Why is minotaur pretty ugly?

Because it is an Oxy+moron.

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Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What's Pao's favorite Chinese dish?

Infant children.

How much does a Chinese elephant weigh?

Wonton

Billy Mays Jokes More Billy Mays Jokes

What happened when Billy Mays's ghost floated into the rave?

Everyone started partying like it was $19.99.

What does it say on Billy Mays' s tomb stone?

BILLY MAYS HERE!

Honest Lawyer Jokes More Honest Lawyer Jokes

What do you call an honest lawyer?

An oxymoron.

Whats the odd one out ?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

Why are foodfights forbidden in japanese schools?

The children always end up with lice in their hair.

Who's the founder of the Japanese Wikipedia?

Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What do you call a bunch of wealthy muslims?

Ballah ballah ballah ballah ballah

What did one Muslim say to another in a supermarket?

Nothing very interesting, they are both completely ordinary members of society who should not be judged based on their ethnic background and skin colour... ...And then the building exploded.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

How do you win an election?

By having people believe that you've won an election.

What did one ghost say to another ghost?

Do you believe in people "

Japanese Kid Jokes More Japanese Kid Jokes

What do you call a Japanese kid the explodes?

A loli-pop

What do Japanese Kids, Chinese Democracy and German Humor have in common?

All are equally oxymoronic.