Oxymoron Jokes

What do you call an honest lawyer?

An oxymoron.

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How do you call a beautiful feminist?

An oxymoron

What do you call Billy Mays when he says something stupid?

An OxyMoron!

Why is minotaur pretty ugly?

Because it is an Oxy+moron.

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Whats the odd one out ?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

What do you call an honest lawyer?

An oxymoron.

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What do Japanese Kids, Chinese Democracy and German Humor have in common?

All are equally oxymoronic.

What do you call a Japanese kid the explodes?

A loli-pop

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How does a Muslim shut a door?

Islams it.

What's the most believed oxymoron?

Peaceful muslims

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What does it say on Billy Mays' s tomb stone?

BILLY MAYS HERE!

What do you call Billy Mays when he says something stupid?

An OxyMoron!

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Why don't atheists use exponents?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

What do you call someone who believes rotten eggs smell bad, but doesn't care?

An eggsy-stench-alist.

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What doesn't belong in this group, A lobster, an octopus, a crab, or a chinese man under a bus?

The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.

Why do Chinese warriors die so easily in battle?

No matter how much protective garments they wear, there's still a chink in the armor.

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What does an excited Japanese horse say?

Oshio des neighhhhh

What type of pants do Japanese people wear?

Nihon-jeans (Nihon-jin)