An oxymoron.
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The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.
You aren't naked in my bed.
This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!
They both leave kid's homes with empty sacks.
They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.
A man wears a suit and the dog, pants.
So that they can get closer to the sink.
Bring your own bomb! Cause what are the odds that there are **two** bombs on the same plane
Because he always went Against All Odds.
They can never get past the bar.
We are both a lawyer.
Santa walking backwards.
Santa will be able to enter the united states next year!
A lunartic.
If it's waning you'll get weally weally wet.
Because it is an Oxy+moron.
