Honest Lawyer Jokes

What do you call an honest lawyer?

An oxymoron.

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Whats the odd one out ?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

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Imagination Jokes More Imagination Jokes

How will you escape?

Dude: It's very simple, I will stop my imagination

What do you call a color that doesn't exist?

A pigment of your imagination.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why was the Moon in a bad mood?

It was just going through one of its phases.

Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.

Which lawyers are U2 fans?

The pro bono ones

Oxymoron Jokes More Oxymoron Jokes

How do you call a beautiful feminist?

An oxymoron

What do you call an honest lawyer?

An oxymoron.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's the difference between a man biking to a job interview and a clown on a unicycle?

Attire.

What do you call a man in a hole?

Phil.

Odd Jokes More Odd Jokes

Why do all The Hunger Games fans can't even?

The odds are ever in their favours.

What were the odds that Matt Damon made it off Mars?

Astronomical

Santa Claus Jokes More Santa Claus Jokes

What type of wind is named after Santa Claus's warm climate cousin?

Santa Ana

What goes red and white, red and white, red and white?

Santa Claus rolling down a hill.

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

Why does Santa have such a beautiful garden?

He is always Hoe-hoe-hoeing.

What did Santa say when he had to travel through the desert?

My chestnuts are roasting"