An oxymoron.
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The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.
It was just going through one of its phases.
Baby, I'm sorry, but I can't be with someone who's as real as the Moon landing...
The man says, "I have a hard on but I didn't know you could smell it."
Though his chest with a knife
The odds are against them.
Because he can't even.
An oxymoron
An OxyMoron!
MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.
Gangsta wrappers!
Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.
sleigh-er
He got him diss barred.
The vacuum cleaner has the dirtbag on the inside.
A pigment of your imagination.
