Honest Lawyer Jokes

What do you call an honest lawyer?

An oxymoron.

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Coffee Mug

Whats the odd one out ?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

You might also enjoy:

Odd Jokes More Odd Jokes

What do Leonardo DiCaprio &amp anyone who buys a Powerball ticket have in common?

Their odds of winning are the same

Why can't two even numbers be together?

The odds are against them.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being.

How do two lawyers greet each other?

With a firm handshake.

Oxymoron Jokes More Oxymoron Jokes

What do you call an honest lawyer?

An oxymoron.

Why is minotaur pretty ugly?

Because it is an Oxy+moron.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do the Egyptians call a man who cannot keep his opinions to himself?

IMHOtep

What do you do when you see a fire man?

Put it out man!

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What did the scientists say when they found bones on the moon?

the cow didn't make it.

How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

Santa Claus Jokes More Santa Claus Jokes

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

Crisp Cringle.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?

A Holly Davidson!

Why is Santa always so jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. You've probably heard this one before. But it's Christmas tomorrow so what the hell.

Imagination Jokes More Imagination Jokes

How do you know accountants have no imagination?

They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.

Whats the odd one out ?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.