Rwandan Jokes

What is the best pickup line for Rwandans?

Congratulations! Your parents survived the genocide!"

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What do you call a Rwandan tribe falling down a hill?

Tutsi Roll.

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What is the best pickup line for Rwandans?

Congratulations! Your parents survived the genocide!"

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What do you call a Rwandan tribe falling down a hill?

Tutsi Roll.

What's a hutu's least favorite candy?

A Tutsi roll!

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What is the best pickup line for Rwandans?

Congratulations! Your parents survived the genocide!"

What is your opinion on women making 75% of a man's wages for the same job?

I said "Congratulations!!!"

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What do you call a group of Japanese people running up a hill?

Tsunami Warning

What is Harry potters favorite way to get down a hill?

Walking....J.K . Rowling

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Why was Pablo Escobar always falling asleep?

He was **narco**leptic.

What's the difference between a toddler and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.

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Why did the bible cross the street?

To get to the other genocide.

What did you do?

Genocide. You " "I shared a 10 Funniest Autocorrect FAILS on Facebook." - Conversations in Hell

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What Do Bernie Sander Supporters Call Their Parents?

Roommates

What's the worst thing that could happen if you don't use a condom?

Your parents would know!

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What human organ would survive the longest in the hunger games?

The liver

How are college students like plants?

They both need natural light to survive!