Rwandan Jokes

What is the best pickup line for Rwandans?

Congratulations! Your parents survived the genocide!"

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What do you call a Rwandan tribe falling down a hill?

Tutsi Roll.

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Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

What happened when Rick fell down a hill?

Rick rolled.

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What happened when the teacher fell in the copier?

A: She was beside herself.

What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

How do parents in Africa celebrate their kid's first birthday?

They bring flowers to his grave.

When is a parent like a child?

When he's a miner.

Congratulation Jokes More Congratulation Jokes

What is your opinion on women making 75% of a man's wages for the same job?

I said "Congratulations!!!"

What is the best pickup line for Rwandans?

Congratulations! Your parents survived the genocide!"

Good Pickup Line Jokes More Good Pickup Line Jokes

What's my best pickup line?

Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?

What is the best pickup line for Rwandans?

Congratulations! Your parents survived the genocide!"

Genocide Jokes More Genocide Jokes

What is the best pickup line for Rwandans?

Congratulations! Your parents survived the genocide!"

What did you do?

Genocide. You " "I shared a 10 Funniest Autocorrect FAILS on Facebook." - Conversations in Hell

Survive Jokes More Survive Jokes

What do you call a soldier who's survived mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran.

How did Warren Buffets company survive the economic meltdown?

It's a trade secret, but don't worry, Berkshire Hathaway

Tutsi Roll Jokes More Tutsi Roll Jokes

What is the most popular candy in Rwanda?

Tutsi roll

What's a hutu's least favorite candy?

A Tutsi roll!