Rwandan Jokes

What is the best pickup line for Rwandans?

Congratulations! Your parents survived the genocide!"

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What do you call a Rwandan tribe falling down a hill?

Tutsi Roll.

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Survive Jokes More Survive Jokes

Who has one thumb and survived a band saw accident?

This guy!!!

When you fall in love it burns and you die, right?

Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.

Congratulation Jokes More Congratulation Jokes

What is your opinion on women making 75% of a man's wages for the same job?

I said "Congratulations!!!"

What is the best pickup line for Rwandans?

Congratulations! Your parents survived the genocide!"

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

What do you call Bruce Lee's mom when she's making obvious statements?

A parent, Lee.

What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's the difference between a small child and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What is grey, very big and when it falls out of a tree the stove breaks?

The stove.

Genocide Jokes More Genocide Jokes

What did you do?

Genocide. You " "I shared a 10 Funniest Autocorrect FAILS on Facebook." - Conversations in Hell

What is the best pickup line for Rwandans?

Congratulations! Your parents survived the genocide!"

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

What goes red and white, red and white, red and white?

Santa Claus rolling down a hill.

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

Good Pickup Line Jokes More Good Pickup Line Jokes

What's my best pickup line?

Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?

What's a good pickup line in a New Age bar?

I bet it's really nice to be Enya.

Tutsi Roll Jokes More Tutsi Roll Jokes

What is the most popular candy in Rwanda?

Tutsi roll

What do you call a Rwandan tribe falling down a hill?

Tutsi Roll.