Congratulation Jokes

What is the best pickup line for Rwandans?

Congratulations! Your parents survived the genocide!"

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What is your opinion on women making 75% of a man's wages for the same job?

I said "Congratulations!!!"

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Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

Why are there separate book donation boxes for Nigeria, Ghana, AND Zambia outside the bookstore?

Am I supposed to pick my favorite

What are you supposed to be?

ME: I'm not wearing a costume

Instruction Jokes More Instruction Jokes

Why is there no point in sending medicine to Athiopia?

Because the instructions usually say: "Take after meals."

What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?

With a drum machine you only have to punch the instructions in once

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why is everything lying on the floor?

my mom asked Gravity, I replied.

What company makes Nerds?

Your mom.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What do you call a penguin that can't win?

A peng-lose!

Why do felines always win board games?

Because they are cheetahs.

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

What did the match box say to the match?

You're fired!

What does a carpenter do after one night stand?

A matching one for the other side of the bed.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

When a woman says "WHAT did you just say?

say something different.

What's better than seeing a woman wrestle?

Seeing her box.

Rwandan Jokes More Rwandan Jokes

What do you call a Rwandan tribe falling down a hill?

Tutsi Roll.

What is the best pickup line for Rwandans?

Congratulations! Your parents survived the genocide!"

Pentagon Jokes More Pentagon Jokes

When is a pentagon not a pentagon?

When it's intercepted by a separate plane.

What happened to the the Pentagon after the plane crash in 9/11?

It turned into a hexagon.