Congratulation Jokes

What is the best pickup line for Rwandans?

Congratulations! Your parents survived the genocide!"

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What is your opinion on women making 75% of a man's wages for the same job?

I said "Congratulations!!!"

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Opinion Jokes More Opinion Jokes

What's your opinion on the mobius strip debate?

I find it a tad one-sided.

What is your opinion on women making 75% of a man's wages for the same job?

I said "Congratulations!!!"

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman and a dog?

Put them both in the trunk of your car, drive around the block, and see which ones happy to see you afterwards.

What do you get when you watch 'Cinderella' backwards?

A woman in her place...

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

Why are wedding dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the stove.

Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?

A: It matches their mustaches.

Syndrome Jokes More Syndrome Jokes

Why did Ben seem so down?

Because he has down syndrome

What do black people with Down's Syndrome call their friends?

Their Chromies

Chinese Baby Jokes More Chinese Baby Jokes

What do you call a Chinese baby in the oven?

a 2nd born.

Why do black people take such good care of a Chinese baby?

Because black people make "Wong" decisions!

Pentagon Jokes More Pentagon Jokes

How many sides does a pentagon have?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

How did the triangle congratulate the other triangle after hooking up with pentagon?

3edgy5me

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

What do cows read at the breakfast table?

The moospaper!

What do you call a family of redheads?

Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: "Ginger-bred" instead.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Where did they go?

Who took them Why aren't we helping to find them

What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend?

A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!