Congratulation Jokes

What is the best pickup line for Rwandans?

Congratulations! Your parents survived the genocide!"

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What is your opinion on women making 75% of a man's wages for the same job?

I said "Congratulations!!!"

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What is it good for?

Some people say "nothing", but my stock portfolio's looking promising.

What language do farsighted people speak?

Farsi.

Opinion Jokes More Opinion Jokes

What's the difference between Pizza and your opinion?

I asked for Pizza #KingOfjokes

What's your opinion on birds?

Well, they're pretty fly if you ask me.

Survive Jokes More Survive Jokes

How is the 85 year old Contractor that survived lung cancer doing?

Asbestos he can. I'm so sorry.

How did the autistic boy survive his jump from a plane?

He was retarded

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What is a bigot?

A bigot is anyone winning an argument with a liberal.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being

Instruction Jokes More Instruction Jokes

Why wasn't I able to see the instruction manual?

Because the instructions were clear.

What are instructions?

Correct."

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

Why don't matches play baseball?

A: One strike, and they're out.

Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

Congratulate Jokes More Congratulate Jokes

How did the triangle congratulate the other triangle after hooking up with pentagon?

3edgy5me

Why do people congratulate you when Mom is the one making the baby?

Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why do babies cry so much?

YOU'RE MOM.

How do you make a horomone?

You don't pay her. (My mom is sick. Hilarious. But sick. )