Congratulation Jokes

What is the best pickup line for Rwandans?

Congratulations! Your parents survived the genocide!"

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What is your opinion on women making 75% of a man's wages for the same job?

I said "Congratulations!!!"

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Hook Jokes More Hook Jokes

Why are there so many fish in the sea?

They're always getting hooked up

What's it called when a transgender person hooks up with an Asian?

A Trans Pacific Partnership

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

What does a carpenter do after one night stand?

A matching one for the other side of the bed.

What do you call a group of 5 guys named Curtis that are all wearing matching suits?

A Curtis-y flush

Pentagon Jokes More Pentagon Jokes

How did the triangle congratulate the other triangle after hooking up with pentagon?

3edgy5me

When is a pentagon not a pentagon?

When it's intercepted by a separate plane.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What does an IT guy use for birth control?

His personality.

What do you call a happy cowboy?

A jolly rancher! Hahahahahahahahah you guys have no idea how alone I am.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What's the difference between the Chinese and Germans?

The Chinese rike and the Germans Reich.

Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?

A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.

75 Jokes More 75 Jokes

What is your opinion on women making 75% of a man's wages for the same job?

I said "Congratulations!!!"

What has 75 balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo!

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

How many bear arms could Bear Grylls bear to bear if Bear Grylls could bear to bear bear arms?

bear

What do you call a PED for bears?

Polaroids.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are people so worried about Hurricane Matthew's wind speeds?

I thought CAT4 was capped at 16Mbps.

Why are people so impressed with voice control?

Women have been around for 100,000 years