Sniff-illis
Couple's Daily Question Mug
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Syphilis Snape
You can run but you can't tide!
Friend has an eyepatch on for some reason or another and I'm running out of decent jokes.
Oinkment!
Stop crying and viper your nose.
Swine language
Licence and registration please.
You take me for grunted.
He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.
He felt like he just didn't belong-a (bologna)
Better not say. I feel like I'm already treading on a slippery slope.