They both swallow seamen.
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The Bermuda Triangle.
They both swallow a lot of seamen. Ahh stupid jokes. They never get old.
Smells fishy
Your mom
It makes them feel popular.
A: One.
A:** That depends. If you've just swallowed a Steinway and a Wurlitzer, it's probably the Steinway.
To make them happy before they die.
He got dog-piled. Me: He made a lot of groundage before getting put down. Husband: Yardage. Tackled. PLEASE LEAVE.
Half a cat.
Girl: My Aunt Boy: No it's an elephant. Girl: You obviously haven't met my Aunt
A: The vegetable garden.
They are taking the geography lessons from their Canadian neighbors in the south.
