Black Rapper Jokes

What do you call a black rapper with no future?

Future

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and A Black Rapper?

Santa stops after three hoes.

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How many country singers does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to put in the new one, and two to sing about how good the old one was.

What song to snakes like to sing ?

Viva Aspana !

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What is the difference between two towers?

A plane

What's the difference between garbanzo beans and chickpeas?

I've never paid $200 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and A Black Rapper?

Santa stops after three hoes.

What's the difference between Santa and a black man?

Santa stops after the third Ho

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

What ethnicity is Santa?

North Poleish

Future Jokes More Future Jokes

Why doesn't ISIS appear in any Sci-Fi shows or movies?

because they are set in the future.

What's the difference between you and a calendar?

A calendar has a future...

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What do you call a love triangle between a white person, a black person and a native american?

Neapolitan.

Why do you never see a black person with Down Syndrome?

God doesn't punish anyone twice.

Rapper Jokes More Rapper Jokes

What do rappers use to write their lyrics?

Word,yo.

Which rappers had a flow that could simultaneously speed up and slow down at the same time?

MC Escher

Santa Claus Jokes More Santa Claus Jokes

What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?

Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.

What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.