Black Rapper Jokes

What do you call a black rapper with no future?

Future

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and A Black Rapper?

Santa stops after three hoes.

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Black Person Jokes More Black Person Jokes

How do you keep a black person from drowning?

You don't

What do you call a black person who smokes?

An e-cigger. I'm going to hell for thinking of this.

Rapper Jokes More Rapper Jokes

Why do rappers love weed so much?

Because the majority of their relatives used to pick it

What do you call a group of rappers in a washing up bowl?

In Sink!

Santa Claus Jokes More Santa Claus Jokes

What does Santa Claus and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kid's homes with empty sacks.

Why is Santa Claus always so happy?

He knows where all the bad girls live

Hoe Jokes More Hoe Jokes

What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?

What do ladies-of-the-night do when in their garden?

They hoe it.

Santa Stop Jokes More Santa Stop Jokes

What's the difference between Santa and a black man?

Santa stops after the third Ho

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

Future Jokes More Future Jokes

Why are you so ugly?

Boy: I'm you from the future.

How do you think we can better handle this in the future?

ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

Why do Santas elves take forever to finish making toys?

Because they are always a little behind

Why was Santa in the asylum?

He lost his SANTAty

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What old-time song is the burgers' favourite?

Hammy' - as sung by Al Jolson!

What do you call a pachyderm that sings jazz?

Elephants Gerald