Burn Man Jokes

What's a feminists favorite music festival?

Burning Man.

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What did the black dude say when his hippie girlfriend asked him to go to burning man with her?

Namaste here

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Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you know your friend has been at the gym?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

What did Muhammad Ali tell ISIS?

IsIs Pretty soon y'all gonna be WasWas !

Tacos Jokes More Tacos Jokes

How many tacos does it take to change a lightbulb?

why don't we have both

What do Spanish Canadians put on their tacos?

Pork, eh

Namaste Jokes More Namaste Jokes

What do hippies say when you tell them to get off your couch?

Namaste

What did the couch surfing, yoga junkie say when his friend asked him to leave?

Namaste.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man invest in the kilovolt battery?

He thought it had a lot of potential.

Why are men better cooks than women?

Because with a sausage, a couple of eggs, and some cream, a man can keep a woman full for 9 months.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Libertarians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

If it's their lightbulb, none of your damn business.

How many Southerners does it take to change a lightbulb?

Change Whatever do you mean, *change*

Flame Jokes More Flame Jokes

What did the candle say to the flame?

You're getting on my wick.

Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Who's there ! Chair ! Chair who?

Chair you go again asking more questions !

Why was Gollum executed at a bar in Iraq?

Because he asked for Ice-es

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What's the first thing a hillbilly says after losing her virginity?

Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.

Why did Snoop Dogg lose control of his Pontiac?

The drizzle