Burn Man Jokes

What's a feminists favorite music festival?

Burning Man.

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What did the black dude say when his hippie girlfriend asked him to go to burning man with her?

Namaste here

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many martial artists does it taek to change a lightbulb?

It only taek won do change a lightbulb.

How many people with Alzheimer's did it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

Namaste Jokes More Namaste Jokes

What does the hippie say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste (better to say it aloud)

What did the hippy say when I told him to get off my couch?

Namaste

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad : I guess through its Beak

What did one snowman say to the other snow man?

Do you smell carrot?

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?

Because he was always lost at C!

What do you call a 2x4 that lost its family to a fire?

mourning wood

Flame Jokes More Flame Jokes

Why is Paul Walker and Rihannas new song the same?

They both went up in flames.

Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

Poo Jokes More Poo Jokes

Why did the baker get smelly fingers?

Because he needed a poo.

What's pun plus pun?

Poo

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What do a burnt pizza, frozen beer, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone didn't pull it out in time.

What is the one smell you can never get out of the house, no matter what you spray or what incense you burn?

Your grandparents.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why don't black pitchers throw three strikeout in a row?

Because they don't believe in the KKK

How do Asians name their babies?

They throw a drawer of silverware down the stairs and name it whatever sound it makes.