Chinese Billionaire Jokes

What do you call a Chinese billionaire?

Cha Ching

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What did the chinese billionaire say after buying the deer with no eyes?

I have no Idea.

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Deer Jokes More Deer Jokes

What do you call a deer without eyes?

No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This may not make sense without the Midwestern accent.

Why can't deer get marred?

Because they can't elope

Cha Ching Jokes More Cha Ching Jokes

What do you call a rich Chinese?

Cha-Ching

What Do You Call An Asian Billionare?

Cha Ching

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?

A: No stupid an Eye for an Eye!!!!

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

How do the Chinese vote?

With their erections.

What did the drunken Irishman say to the Chinese diplomat?

http://www.reddit.com/r/Youwritethepunchline/comments/2zg1zy/whatdidthedrunkenirishmansaytothechinese/

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

How long have we had that pillow?

Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days

What do you call a man with three arms and a pegleg?

I have no idea because the actual joke is always in the comments.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Why did Dave Grohl buy such a tall house?

He wanted to make sure he was getting the best, the best, the best, the best-a view.

How do you sell chocolate to a deaf/foreign person?

WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME CHOCOLATE?!