Chinese Billionaire Jokes

What do you call a Chinese billionaire?

Cha Ching

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What did the chinese billionaire say after buying the deer with no eyes?

I have no Idea.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

I have no ideer.

What do you call it when a deer and a rabbit runaway together?

Jackaloping

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What do you call a rich Chinese?

Cha-Ching

What's the name of the richest man in China?

Cha Ching

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How does Moses get his coffee?

He buys it from Starbucks...

How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you prefer, honey?

A smart woman or a beautiful woman -Neither sweetie, you know I only have eyes for you

Don't look at the eclipse through a colander.

You'll strain your eyes.

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

What's that hangin' off ye?

The pirate responds, "arrr! I've no idea, but it's drivin' me nuts!"

Why do you call someone who doesn't like the ideas in Islam?

A Racist!

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What sound did the slot machine make when the Chinese person won the jackpot?

Cha-chink!

How do Chinese pick a name for their newborn?

They kick a Can