Chinese Billionaire Jokes

What do you call a Chinese billionaire?

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What did the chinese billionaire say after buying the deer with no eyes?

I have no Idea.

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A dill doe.

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I don't know, they would probably die anyways.

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Where did you buy all that junk?

Kid: At the Joke shop.

What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

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What do you call a man with three arms and a pegleg?

I have no idea because the actual joke is always in the comments.

Where does a lonely ant go when it is separated from its colony?

I have no idea, but this looks like a good joke. So post your proposals in comments.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes?

A: No eye-deer.

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

I have no ideer.

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What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One."

Why do Chinese only care about themselves?

Because they have no i's (plural of i). Edit: eyes. Eyes guys. It's a bad pun.

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