Chinese Billionaire Jokes

What do you call a Chinese billionaire?

Cha Ching

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What did the chinese billionaire say after buying the deer with no eyes?

I have no Idea.

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Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo?

One to get in and one to get out.

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What sound does a Chinese cat make?

Mao

What is a chinese pirate an expert at?

Flying a plane.

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What did the rabbit say to the deer?

What up doe

What do you call a deer that has no eyes?

I got no-eye deer !

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Why were the sandwich fillers eyes too close together?

Because he was in-bread.

What do rodents say when they play bingo ?

Eyes down for a full mouse' !

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Why do chinesse make such terrible Estate agents?

Because non of the customers are ever comfortable with the idea of buying a house with a Hawk in the closet.

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