Chinese Billionaire Jokes

What do you call a Chinese billionaire?

Cha Ching

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What did the chinese billionaire say after buying the deer with no eyes?

I have no Idea.

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How much does it cost to buy multiple prosthetic limbs?

An arm and a leg.

Who would still buy a Note 7 after all the controversy?

A Muslim

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What do you call a cow with no eyes?

A cow.

Why are so many blind people religious?

Because they just won't open their eyes!

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What did the chinese billionaire say after buying the deer with no eyes?

I have no Idea.

What do you call a deer with no eyes that isn't moving?

Still no idea.

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What did the teacher think of your idea?

Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really what did she say Son: Baa!

Why is a reflection always twice as good as the real thing?

i actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!

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What Do You Call An Asian Billionare?

Cha Ching

What's the name of the richest man in China?

Cha Ching

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Why are there no casinos in China?

Because the Chinese don't like Tibet...

What do you call a kid who's dad is Jamaican and mom is Chinese?

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