Chinese Billionaire Jokes

What do you call a Chinese billionaire?

Cha Ching

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What did the chinese billionaire say after buying the deer with no eyes?

I have no Idea.

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When did the Chinese man know it was time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty

How do Chinese pick a name for their newborn?

They kick a Can

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What do you call a Chinese billionaire?

Cha Ching

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Cha-Ching

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman president and pizza?

Most people like the idea of pizza better.

What did the ant whisper into the elephant's ear that made the elephant faint?

I'm going to be the mother of your children." I have no idea whether the joke is lost in translation...

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

Answer: You Blink Your Eyes.

Why does a blonde woman close her eyes in front of the mirror?

To see how she looks like when sleeping.

Deer Jokes More Deer Jokes

What do you call a deer without an eye?

No idear.

What do you call a deer that can't see?

No eye deer. Say it fast and with a southern accent for full effect.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Why is a gun better than a woman?

You can buy a silencer for a gun

Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine?

To cover up his bald spot.