Chinese Billionaire Jokes

What do you call a Chinese billionaire?

Cha Ching

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What did the chinese billionaire say after buying the deer with no eyes?

I have no Idea.

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What do you call a Chinese man with one leg shorter than the other?

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Chicken chow meng.

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What's the name of the richest man in China?

Cha Ching

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Cha Ching

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What do you call a deer with flashlights for eyes?

A bright eye deer.

How do deer get revenge?

By giving each other a taste of their own venison

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How do you make a Venetian blind?

Poke him in the eye

Why did the teacher cross her eyes?

Because she couldn't control her pupils.

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Why did the Ferguson protesters not participate in Black Friday?

Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.

What do aliens use to buy their coffee?

starbucks